{"id":1340,"date":"2008-07-04T06:42:11","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T12:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2008-07-04T08:07:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T14:07:31","slug":"co-poetry-friday-a-painfully-bad-original-poem-in-two-voices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Co-Poetry Friday: A Painfully Bad, Wretchedly Awful Original Poem in Two Voices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lynnhazen.com\"><strong>Lynn Hazen<\/strong><\/a> asked us a good while ago to create a really bad poem for the <a href=\"http:\/\/lynnhazenimaginaryblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/bad-poetry-friday.html\"><strong>Bad Poetry Friday contest<\/strong><\/a> she has going on over at her <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/lynnhazenimaginaryblog.blogspot.com\"><em>Imaginary Blog<\/em><\/a><\/strong><\/em>. We thought this sounded like a mighty fun thing to do, though <a href=\"http:\/\/lynnhazenimaginaryblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/were-back-again-with-bad-poetry-friday.html\"><strong>M.T. Anderson is a tough act to follow<\/strong><\/a> with his touching poem about Peg. One-legged chickens. Pre-scrambled eggs and all that. <\/p>\n<p>So, Eisha and I decided to write a sucktacular poem in two voices. Lynn is going to post it today, or <a href=\"http:\/\/lynnhazenimaginaryblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/watch-out-juggernauts-are-on-roll-just.html\"><strong>so she said last night<\/strong><\/a> over at her fun blog. This means our Poetry Friday entry today is yet-to-come. Since I just KNOW you&#8217;re sitting on the edge of your seat waiting for our obscenely bad poem, I&#8217;ll update this post later. <\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, Happy Poetry Friday, happy firecrackers and grilling out and such, and visit <a href=\"http:\/\/insearchofgiants.blogspot.com\/\"><strong><em>In Search of Giants<\/em><\/strong><\/a> for the poetry round-up today. <\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * * <\/center><\/p>\n<p><font size=4>Addendum:<\/font> <a href=\"http:\/\/lynnhazenimaginaryblog.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/its-bad-poetry-friday-were-back-with.html\"><strong>Here<\/strong><\/a> it is. Happy (Bad) Poetry Friday to all . . . <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Author Lynn Hazen asked us a good while ago to create a really bad poem for the Bad Poetry Friday contest she has going on over at her Imaginary Blog. We thought this sounded like a mighty fun thing to do, though M.T. Anderson is a tough act to follow with his touching poem about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry-friday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}