{"id":140,"date":"2006-09-02T20:13:37","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T03:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=140"},"modified":"2012-03-06T12:45:29","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T18:45:29","slug":"teenie-cute-and-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"Teenie, Cute, and Small"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and no, I&#8217;m not talking about myself, cheeky.  But I admit that each of these books struck a personal chord with me.  I was always the shortest girl in my class, and as such I think I got an extra serving of the sort of pawing and cooing and manhandling that little kids tend to get from bigger people.  Even from other kids my age, who seemed to think it was neat that they could pick me up as easily as their baby siblings.  Well, almost as easily &#8211; I called a halt to it around 4th grade after being dropped on the four-square court one too many times.<\/p>\n<p>The point is, it&#8217;s not easy being small.  You&#8217;re always having to ask for someone&#8217;s help to reach something, or to carry stuff.  And no one takes you seriously.  These books speak to that aspect of childhood, and find something to celebrate in smallness.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\n<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/just-teenie.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Just Teenie\" \/>Justine, the heroine of Susan Meddaugh&#8217;s latest picture book, is so small that &#8220;everyone called her just Teenie.&#8221;  As she so perfectly describes it:  &#8220;Nothing fits&#8230;  Clothes don&#8217;t fit.  My house doesn&#8217;t fit&#8230;  The whole world doesn&#8217;t fit!&#8221;  She tells a carnival fortune-teller\/wish-granter that she wants to grow, and is given a box that contains&#8230; a plant.  Initially she&#8217;s disappointed, of course, but watches with amazement as it grows to magic-beanstalk-proportions.  She&#8217;s swept up to the top by a frisky tendril, and spends a glorious summer on her own (everyone else is too big to climb it), rescuing kittens from treetops and reveling in how small everyone else looks.<\/p>\n<p><em>Just Teenie <\/em>is classic Meddaugh, with her friendly cartoon-style illustrations and off-beat humor.  With very few words it encapsulates the frustration of being small, and provides a bit of escapist fantasy for those who can&#8217;t wait to grow bigger.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/im-not-cute.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"I'm Not Cute!\" \/>With a cover like this, and a title like &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Cute!&#8221; Jonathan Allen sets up the conflict without anyone even needing to open the book.  Because, clearly, Baby Owl is very, very cute.  And when he decides to explore the woods, every animal he meets just has to pick him up, hug him, and tell him how cute he is.  Each time Baby Owl gets angrier and angrier, insisting that he is \u201ca huge and scary hunting machine.\u201d  When a comment about his \u201cbig baby eyes\u201d finally provokes a tantrum that would do any two-year-old proud, along comes Mama to make it better with a hug, a nap, and validation that he is a \u201chuge, scary, sleek, sharp-eyed hunting machine,\u201d but also the reassurance that he is still her cute Baby Owl.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t imagine a truer depiction of the cuteness dilemma faced by so many small ones.  The text is hilarious, and builds on a simple repetition that begs to be read aloud.  Allen perfectly conveys Baby Owl\u2019s frustration at being cuddled and cooed-over with a few well-placed strokes of black around those big baby eyes; and while everyone else has a solid black outline to give shape to their watercolor-ish bodies, Baby Owl is basically eyeballs, beak and feet sticking out of a downy ball of fluff.  I just really want to cuddle him, even as I totally respect his need for dignity and recognition as a <del datetime=\"2006-09-03T05:15:45+00:00\">human being<\/del> er, I mean a human-like owl being.  Not since Mo Willem\u2019s Pigeon have I seen a better anthropomorphized-animal version of a toddler.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/whenyouweresmall.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"When You Were Small\" \/><em>When You Were Small <\/em>by Sara O\u2019Leary is a bit different from the previous two.  It starts out with a standard picture book premise:  Henry always asks his father the same question at bedtime:  \u201cTell me about when I was small.\u201d  But, rather than the expected description of a typical babyhood, the reader is then treated to a series of (ahem, pardon me) tall-tale one-liners about a 3-inch-tall mini-boy.  My favorite:  \u201cWhen you were small your mother once lost you in the bottom of her purse.  When she found you again, you were clinging to an earring she\u2019d lost three years before.\u201d  The deadpan text is perfectly countered by sweetly whimsical illustrations by Julie Morstad, in a crosshatching-and-watercolor style that\u2019s kind of like a non-sardonic Edward Gorey.  There\u2019s a lot of appeal here: pure silliness that will certainly invoke belly-laughs when read aloud, plus there\u2019s the Borrowers\/Littles\/etc. phenomenon &#8211; that fascination with characters that are so small they can use ordinary objects in completely unintended ways.  For example, Henry uses a ruler for a toboggan and his father\u2019s slipper for a bed.  And there\u2019s a curious validation in that, too, I think \u2013 even the impossibly-small can manage in a too-big world, and Henry always looks like he&#8217;s having a pretty good time.<\/p>\n<p>I discovered <em>When You Were Small<\/em> by in a very roundabout way \u2013 I was trying to find out more about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.juliemorstad.com\/\"><strong>Julie Morstad <\/strong><\/a>after (thanks to Julie!) I saw the animated &#8220;Maybe Sparrow&#8221; video (hauntingly lovely) and the <em>Fox Confessor Brings the Flood<\/em> CD cover art (spooky, surreal) she created for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nekocase.com\/\"><strong>Neko Case<\/strong><\/a>.  Sadly, when I tried to get a copy for my library, I was told that the publisher is \u201cout of stock indefinitely.\u201d  So, if you run across this one in a bookstore or something, grab it!  You may not get another chance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and no, I&#8217;m not talking about myself, cheeky. But I admit that each of these books struck a personal chord with me. 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