{"id":1746,"date":"2009-07-27T00:01:15","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T06:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2009-07-27T07:14:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T13:14:45","slug":"a-visit-with-author-mac-barnett-and-the-voice-inside-his-head-also-known-as-adam-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1746","title":{"rendered":"A Visit with Author Mac Barnett and the Voice Inside His Head, Also Known as Adam Rex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/16-17.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy16-17a.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;&#8216;That&#8217;s not just any blue whale, Billy. That&#8217;s <\/em>your<em> blue whale. And it&#8217;s your responsibility to take him wherever you go. Now, hurry up and get moving.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s absolutely no way she&#8217;s getting me to take that whale to school.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click this image to enlarge &#8212; and all other illustrations and sketches in this post.)<\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billytwitterscover.jpg\" border=1>A few weeks ago, when illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1727\"><strong>Dan &#8220;Bellyache&#8221; Santat stopped by<\/strong><\/a>, he mentioned an upcoming picture book, <em>Oh No!<\/em>, written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macbarnett.com\/\"><strong>Mac Barnett (writer and strongman-for-hire)<\/strong><\/a>, and showed lots of great art from it. Being the illustration junkie and all-around picture book nerd that I am, I visited Mac&#8217;s site. I saw that his very first picture book was named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780786849581\"><strong><em>Billy Twitters and His Blue Whale Problem<\/em><\/strong><\/a> (Hyperion), and I was immediately intrigued. I also saw that it was illustrated by none other than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adamrex.com\"><strong>Adam Rex<\/strong><\/a>, and I, at once, began to scold myself for having missed the fact that ADAM REX HAD A NEW BOOK OUT. I mean, if you&#8217;re as huge a fan of Adam&#8217;s books as I am (can you say, one of my top-five favorite contemporary illustrators?), then shouldn&#8217;t there be, I thought to myself, some kind of Jedi-like, clairvoyant, preternatural Adam-Rex mind alert that makes me just FEEL he has a book out and that I need to hit the library or bookstore? No? Oh crap, I just got behind at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adamrex.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>his blog<\/strong><\/a>, and this is what I get for getting behind. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So, I hit the library down the road <em>that day<\/em>, and it turns out that the book was <em>just<\/em> released at the end of June. Whew. I was scared for a moment there that I was tragically delinquent; that the book was, say, a year old; and that I&#8217;d have to hang my head in shame in Adam Fan-Dom. <\/p>\n<p><em><center>Adam&#8217;s cover painting for the book, followed by an early sketch below:<\/center><\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billycovercolor.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billycovercolor1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billycoversketch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billycoversketch1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Kirkus<\/em>, who described the book as &#8220;definitely funny and slyly subversive,&#8221; included this in their review of the book: <em>&#8220;Readers know what kind of place they are in when the endpapers include ads for giant-squid repellent and shrimp-of-the-month club and the author and illustrator snark at each other in the dedication.&#8221;<\/em> Yup. You&#8217;re in Mac and Adam&#8217;s world. That&#8217;s what kind of place. And it&#8217;s unpredictable and funny-as-hell and&#8230;well, calling it &#8220;offbeat&#8221; hardly cuts it. It&#8217;s a postmodern wack-fest. It&#8217;s like Clifford meets Nietzsche. <\/p>\n<p>Billy Twitters needs to clean up his room. He&#8217;s also been lagging on his chores in other ways&#8212;not eating his veggies, not brushing his teeth&#8212;and his mother gives him a pretty harsh ultimatum: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy10-11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy10-111.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Things aren&#8217;t as cheery as they are for Emily Elizabeth and her big red dog (which Mac discusses a bit below) when you have a creature whose tongue weighs as much as four hundred cats. Billy learns quickly that blue whales make terrible pets and are not exactly welcome on the playground, nor are they acceptable to Frank Grunner, the class bully, who <em>&#8220;always smells like corn chips, even when he hasn&#8217;t been eating them.&#8221;<\/em> Billy weakly defends the whale, but then when the class know-it-all gets stuck in the blowhole one afternoon when Billy attempts to take his stranded classmates home on his ginormous, new pet, even Billy knows things aren&#8217;t exactly going to turn around for him. Whether or not he can make the most of it is what I won&#8217;t spoil for you, should you decide to read a copy yourself. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/14-15.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/14-151.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/14-15sketch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/14-15sketch1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p>First, Mac&#8217;s writing is clever and funny, he possesses a style all his own, and if this is his first book, why then, I&#8217;m really looking forward to what comes next. As for Adam? You know how you love everything in an author\/illustrator&#8217;s body of work&#8212;or, for that matter, the body of work of any sort of artist, whether he or she is a musician or painter or <a href=\"http:\/\/snlarc.jt.org\/detail.php?i=198901216\"><strong>driftwood sculptor<\/strong><\/a>&#8212;and you worry that, at some point, he or she will let you down? Well, Adam hasn&#8217;t let me down yet. <em>Billy Twitters<\/em> is full of the humor and the smart details and the exceptional art work you come to expect from a title to which Adam Rex has contributed in some way. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy10-11sketch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy10-11sketch1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Adam&#8217;s early sketch of Mom&#8217;s-ultimatum illustration above<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sure, <em>Publishers Weekly<\/em>&#8212;who all-around liked the book, calling it &#8220;tons of fun&#8221; (bah-dum-ching)&#8212;points out its &#8220;abrupt ending,&#8221; but I say: If this is Barnett&#8217;s biggest crime, I predict very good things to come from him in the future. And I predict that I&#8217;ll follow his books with a close eye. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy18-19.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy18-19a.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy38.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy38a.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;The sea is cold. It&#8217;s cold and wet, and it look like it&#8217;s trying to eat the dock. There&#8217;s an old boat captain just watching me, grinning. &#8216;Ahoy, there,&#8217; says the captain. &#8216;That&#8217;s a lot of water for a wee boy like you. If I didn&#8217;t know better, I&#8217;d say you were feeding a blue whale!&#8217; He starts laughing. I don&#8217;t find his joke very funny.&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I invited Mac and Adam over this morning for a strong cup of cyber-coffee and to discuss <em>Billy Twitters<\/em>, as well as what&#8217;s-to-come from them. Adam popped in a little late &#8212; with the biscotti. And some shrimp. And, though Adam has answered the Pivot Questionnaire before (in the <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=865\"><strong>2007 7-Imp interview<\/strong><\/a>), I felt a strong urge to hand that weird-ass questionnaire over to Mac, and he obliged me. Let&#8217;s get right to it then, and I thank them both for stopping by. Special thanks to Adam for sharing the art. <\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/macbarnett.jpg\" alt=\"Mac Barnett; photo by Eric Wolfinger\" title=\"Mac Barnett; photo by Eric Wolfinger\" border=1><font size=4><strong>Mac<\/strong><\/font>, pictured here (and <font size=4><strong>Adam): <\/strong><\/font><font size=4>&#8220;<\/font><font color=\"000066\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780786849581\"><strong>Billy Twitters and His Blue Whale Problem<\/strong><\/a><em> is about a kid whose life is ruined when he gets a blue whale for a pet. I got the idea for the book in 2004, right after I graduated from college (and two years before the creation of the web site Twitter)<\/em><\/font> [Adam here. Doesn\u2019t that make you hate him a little bit? That he wrote this right out of college? Or maybe it would make you hate him, if he weren\u2019t so adorable. Look at him\u2013he\u2019s like a meerkat.]<font color=\"000066\"><em>, while I was looking at old medieval manuscripts in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thjodmenning.is\/\"><strong>\u00dej\u00f3\u00f0menningarh\u00fasi\u00f0<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/font> [Okay, now he\u2019s making things up.]<font color=\"000066\"><em>, or Culture House, in Reykjav\u00edk, Iceland. This is weird, because I wasn\u2019t surrounded by children\u2019s books or blue whales, but by centuries-old drawings of men sticking swords in other men\u2019s heads. (I don\u2019t want to spoil the book for those who haven\u2019t read it, but death by sword is not a major plot point in<\/em> Billy Twitters and His Blue Whale Problem.)<\/font> [But not for lack of trying.]<font color=\"000066\"><em> In fact, almost all my ideas for books have come to me while traveling. The others occurred to me while taking showers.<\/em><\/font> [Now he\u2019s got a hundred children\u2019s librarians picturing him in the shower. Le travail bien fait, Mac Barnett!]<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><em>Anyway, the theme of Nice Kid Gets Giant Pet has a venerable history in children\u2019s literature. There\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Clifford_the_Big_Red_Dog\"><strong>Clifford<\/strong><\/a>, of course, and<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_House_on_East_88th_Street\"><strong>The House on East 88th Street<\/strong><\/a><em>, and <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780803762459\"><strong>The Mysterious Tadpole<\/strong><\/a><em>, and <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Danny_and_the_dinosaur\"><strong>Danny and the Dinosaur<\/strong><\/a><em> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Syd_Hoff\"><strong>Syd Hoff<\/strong><\/a> built a career on pairing children with unreasonable animals. I wanted to play around in this tradition, to subvert it a little.<\/em><\/font> [It\u2019s funny, but until I read this, it hadn\u2019t occurred to me that Mac was playing with this convention. His concept always seemed to me to be utterly new and out of the blue. But maybe that\u2019s because I always pictured Billy\u2019s whale as inscrutable -\u2013 barely a character, even. It might as well be architecture -\u2013 just something horribly big and heavy with which Billy has to contend.] <font color=\"000066\"><em>And what struck me about these books was that, the protagonists\u2019 initial reservations notwithstanding, their descriptions of giant-pet-owning experiences were so unfailingly sunny. These pets are practical, even. When the school bus breaks down, Clifford gives everyone a ride.<\/em><\/font> [I can\u2019t believe I didn\u2019t remember this.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy30-31.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/billy30-31a.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center>&#8220;After school, the bus breaks down. I&#8217;m trying to sneak my whale past everybody when Mr. Whitbread, the bus driver, sees me. &#8216;Hey, Billy,&#8217; he says. &#8216;Could you give these kids a ride home on your whale?&#8217; &#8216;I&#8217;d rather not,&#8217; I say&#8230;&#8221;<\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9780064440028.jpg\" border=1><font color=\"000066\"><em>A dinosaur ends up doing some kid\u2019s math homework. And, I thought, surely there\u2019s a different story to be told here. And so came Billy\u2019s ordeal, a nonstop parade of inconveniences and awkward social situations. This whale doesn\u2019t talk. It doesn\u2019t have a name. It\u2019s not even mobile. This is not a fun pet. Even the ending, which leaves Billy feeling better, is not really a depiction of unalloyed happiness.<\/em><\/font> [\u201cunalloyed happiness?\u201d]<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><em>Adam is a brilliant artist and storyteller, and I feel lucky to work with him.<\/em><\/font> [Adam is a brilliant artist and storyteller, and Mac is lucky to work with him.]<font color=\"000066\"><em> I love picture books\u2014the interaction of text and illustration is so exciting\u2014and I\u2019m really only interested in writing stories that will make for good pictures. I\u2019m a terrible artist, but when I\u2019m writing, I always have little scenes in my head. Seeing Adam\u2019s illustrations was like looking at the pictures in my imagination, only better. There were paintings\u2014I\u2019m thinking particularly of the two-page spreads that serve as visual punchlines to textual setups\u2014that made me dance a little in my chair.<\/em><\/font> [Well, this was exactly the sort of manuscript you want to get if you\u2019re a picture book illustrator. Actually, if you\u2019re a picture book author AND illustrator, it\u2019s exactly the sort of manuscript you want to write. After an initial period of mourning the fact that I couldn\u2019t go back in time and steal this idea, I finally accepted the consolation prize of being its illustrator. Mac really gets the collaborative nature of this medium. I\u2019ve read manuscripts in the past that are lovely but sort of give the impression that the author approaches his\/her illustrator as a necessary evil rather than a partner. It\u2019s like Mac knows that he\u2019s a robot lion and I\u2019m a robot lion and the editor and book designer and\u2026um\u2026marketing team are all robot lions, but when we combine together we\u2019re supposed to be Voltron. I guess what I\u2019m saying is that Mac completes me.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781416955665.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/guessagain.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><em>Adam and I have a book coming out in September called <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416955665\"><strong>Guess Again!<\/strong><\/a><em>, which is sort of a demented guessing book.<\/em><\/font> [That book is going to make your head bleed rainbows.] <font color=\"000066\"><em>I had a lot of fun making that book with him and my editor at Simon &#038; Schuster, and I think it shows. In October, <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Case-Mistaken-Identity-Brixton-Brothers\/dp\/1416978151\"><strong>The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity<\/strong><\/a><em>, which is the first in a series of middle-grade mystery novels, called the Brixton Brothers, will hit shelves. It\u2019s about Steve Brixton, a kid who\u2019s obsessed with a Hardy Boys-like pair of sibling sleuths, called the Bailey Brothers. He becomes involved with a criminal conspiracy when he\u2019s mistaken for an actual kid detective, and the only way to prove he\u2019s not a sleuth is to solve a mystery. Adam drew the pictures for that, too.<\/em><\/font> [The cover gave me a nice opportunity to do something I really hadn\u2019t done in a while, too -\u2013 a totally straight, \u201crealistic\u201d rendering, albeit of a preposterous scenario.] <font color=\"000066\"><em>And then there are some more picture books coming out 2010.<\/em><\/font> [Which I\u2019m not illustrating, but I\u2019m sure will be fine.]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/case_of_the_case_cover.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/case_of_the_case_cover1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/butnoelephants.jpg\" border=1><font color=\"000066\"><em>As far as influences go, <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=954\"><strong>Jon Scieszka<\/strong><\/a> is the reason I started writing children\u2019s books.<\/em><\/font> [Hey, me too!] <font color=\"000066\"><em>One of my first jobs was as a counselor for four- and five-year-old campers, and I would read them <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Stinky_Cheese_Man_and_Other_Fairly_Stupid_Tales\"><strong>The Stinky Cheese Man<\/strong><\/a><em> daily. They loved it, and I loved it, and when I watched them listening to the story I realized that this was the audience for me. I just clicked over to <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=865\"><strong>Adam Rex\u2019s interview<\/strong><\/a> and saw that he mentions <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chuckjones.com\/\"><strong>Chuck Jones\u2019s<\/strong><\/a> cartoon <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0045708\/\"><strong>Duck Amuck<\/strong><\/a><em> and <a href=\"http:\/\/muppet.wikia.com\/wiki\/Jon_Stone\"><strong>Jon Stone\u2019s<\/strong><\/a> <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/muppet.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book\"><strong>The Monster at the End of this Book<\/strong><\/a><em>. Well, both of these are big enough deals for me to mention here, despite fears of looking like a copycat. Adam and I are working on a picture book that\u2019s in many ways a love letter to all the things I\u2019ve mentioned so far. I can\u2019t get enough <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tomi_Ungerer\"><strong>Tom\u00ed Ungerer<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Marc_Simont\"><strong>Marc Simont<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Marshall_(author)\"><strong>James Marshall<\/strong><\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Judith_Viorst\"><strong>Judith Viorst<\/strong><\/a>. Everybody should be reading more Judith Viorst \u2014 check out the deep cuts. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jacketflap.com\/persondetail.asp?person=73900\"><strong>Jerry Smath<\/strong><\/a> wrote a book called <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/But-No-Elephants-Jerry-Smath\/dp\/0819310077\"><strong>But No Elephants<\/strong><\/a><em> that I\u2019ve probably read 4,000 times. I love <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Joyce\"><strong>James Joyce<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jorge_Luis_Borges\"><strong>Jorge Luis Borges<\/strong><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/George_Saunders\"><strong>George Saunders<\/strong><\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ernest_Hemingway\"><strong>Ernest Hemingway<\/strong><\/a>. And I owe a lot to my college writing teacher, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Foster_Wallace\"><strong>David Foster Wallace<\/strong><\/a>, who made me start thinking hard about how to write a sentence. (I still haven\u2019t stopped.)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><center><font size=4>* * * The Pivot Questionnaire for Mac * * *<\/font><br \/>(Adam&#8217;s &#8217;07 Pivot answers are <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=865\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a>.)<\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your favorite word?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;Unalloyed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your least favorite word?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;Anyways.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: I couldn&#8217;t write my stories if I didn&#8217;t spend time hanging out with kids.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What turns you off?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: Children&#8217;s verse that doesn&#8217;t scan.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your favorite curse word? (optional)<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: I just found out yesterday that &#8220;Fudrucker&#8217;s&#8221; is a hamburger restaurant and not the dirtiest word I know.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What sound or noise do you love?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: Sam Cooke&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/listen.grooveshark.com\/#\/song\/8_Bars_of_Soul\/5135551\"><strong>eight bars of soul<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What sound or noise do you hate?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: My teeth on a metal fork.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: Skipper on the Jungle Cruise.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What profession would you not like to do?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: Contestant on the Real World\/Road Rules Challenge. I&#8217;m scared of CT.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Mac<\/font><\/strong>: When I was a kid, and we&#8217;d go to church at school, the idea of heaven terrified me. The pastor would go on about infinite happiness, and I would think about infinity&#8211;day after day after day after day&#8211;and I would start sweating, and start crying, and then whisper to my teacher that I was sick, so I could go lie on a cot in the nurse&#8217;s office. I guess what I&#8217;m saying is I&#8217;d love to finish this questionnaire, but I&#8217;m not feeling very well, and I need to go to the nurse&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>BILLY TWITTERS AND HIS BLUE WHALE PROBLEM copyright \u00a9 2009 by Mac Barnett. Illustration \u00a9 2009 by Adam Rex. Published by Hyperion Books, New York, NY. Images reproduced by permission of the illustrator. All rights reserved.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Photo of Mac Barnett taken with permission from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.macbarnett.com\">his site<\/a><\/strong>. Photo by <a href=\"http:\/\/ericwolfinger.com\/\"><strong>Eric Wolfinger<\/strong><\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8216;That&#8217;s not just any blue whale, Billy. That&#8217;s your blue whale. And it&#8217;s your responsibility to take him wherever you go. Now, hurry up and get moving.&#8217; There&#8217;s absolutely no way she&#8217;s getting me to take that whale to school.&#8221;(Click this image to enlarge &#8212; and all other illustrations and sketches in this post.) 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