{"id":1816,"date":"2009-10-18T00:01:16","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T06:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2009-11-28T14:22:27","modified_gmt":"2009-11-28T20:22:27","slug":"7-imps-7-kicks-137-featuring-melanie-watt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1816","title":{"rendered":"7-Imp&#8217;s 7 Kicks #137: Featuring M\u00e9lanie Watt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr3b.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At the risk of sounding like Grumpy Old Man in a Series #7,000, I have to say that I pretty much loathe how children today are targeted as consumers at such very young ages. Though I limit the amount of time my children sit in front of the television screen, I actually don&#8217;t have a problem with storytelling (done well and in moderation) via the medium of television or DVD; it&#8217;s the commercials that I DO NOT want them to see. My husband taught our girls to say, at very young ages, &#8220;commercials are for suckers.&#8221; This would be why I&#8217;m happy to share some illustrations today from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/melaniewatt.com\/default.aspx\">M\u00e9lanie Watt&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> newest picture book, <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781554532896\">Have I Got a Book for You!<\/a><\/em><\/strong>, in which Mr. Al Foxword, one very insistent salesman, tries just about everything to get you to buy his book already. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/haveigotcover.jpg\" border=1>As you fans of <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=622\"><strong>Scaredy Squirrel<\/strong><\/a>&#8212;children&#8217;s literature&#8217;s most endearing panic-stricken protagonist&#8212;know, M\u00e9lanie, a Canadian author\/illustrator, doesn&#8217;t always bring us the most <em>traditional<\/em> narrative structures. Scaredy always has his charts and diagrams and lists and schedules and Other Things of the Left-Brained Nature. No &#8220;once upon a time&#8221;s for him. But Watt still manages to make the stories kid-appealing. Mr. Al Foxword doesn&#8217;t have Scaredy&#8217;s organizational skills, but Watt employs her usual techniques to tell the tale. She breaks the text up via Al&#8217;s demonstrations (&#8220;Al&#8217;s satisfied customers&#8221;), lists (what to do with &#8220;not 1, but 2 of {his} awesome books&#8221;), and well&#8230;even more lists (the &#8220;boring books&#8221; you should say goodbye to so that you can buy his book) &#8212; all rendered via charcoal pencil (and assembled digitally). <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr1b.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In other words, there isn&#8217;t much more here than Al trying everything he can to get you to buy what he&#8217;s selling, but what an entertaining way to show children what a &#8220;commercial&#8221; is and to enlighten them in the persistent ways of a salesperson trying to convince them to do something and their motivations behind it &#8212; and it&#8217;s a MUCH more fun way to learn than your parent saying, &#8220;commercials are for suckers.&#8221; (There are <em>way<\/em> more laughs generated M\u00e9lanie&#8217;s way.) In the book&#8217;s dedication, M\u00e9lanie writes that the book&#8217;s concept is a &#8220;cheesy one,&#8221; but hey&#8230;it&#8217;s fitting. Cheese, cheese, cheese. Do people like Al have anything <em>other<\/em> than that to offer? <\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t give away the clever ending, in case you want to see it for yourself. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/HaveIGotABookForYou_2013_spr2c.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>As a reminder, 7-Imp&#8217;s 7 Kicks is our weekly meeting ground for taking some time to reflect on Seven(ish) Exceptionally Fabulous, Beautiful, Interesting, Hilarious, or Otherwise Positive Noteworthy Things from the past week, whether book-related or not, that happened to you. <\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Selection from <em>Have I Got a Book For You!<\/em> by M\u00e9lanie Watt reprinted by permission of Kids Can Press Ltd., Toronto. Text copyright \u00a9 2009 M\u00e9lanie Watt. Illustrations copyright \u00a9 2009 M\u00e9lanie Watt.<\/p>\n<p><center><font size=3><strong>* * * Jules&#8217; kicks * * *<\/strong><\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been fighting bronchitis all week. Blech. But I can surely find some kicks:<\/p>\n<p>1). I know I mentioned last week that we were partying down for our youngest&#8217;s birthday. She actually turned four this week, and we partied down a bit more. I always get misty-eyed on my daughters&#8217; birthdays, remembering the birth part of the birthday (conveniently forgetting the pain, as Mother Nature would have it), but I guess what mother doesn&#8217;t, right? <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/ben_sollee_promo2a.jpg\" border=1>2). My friend, Rachel, drove over two hundred miles to come to Ada&#8217;s party, which was very kind. And she crashed here and we had a great time catching up again. She also gave me some of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/andrewbird.net\/\">Andrew Bird&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> CDs, as well as <a href=\"http:\/\/bensollee.com\/\"><strong>Ben Sollee&#8217;s<\/strong><\/a> (pictured here) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Learning-Bend-Ben-Sollee\/dp\/B0018OAP20\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=music&#038;qid=1255829973&#038;sr=8-1\"><strong>&#8217;08 CD<\/strong><\/a>. Ben is a classically-trained cellist, but he takes his cello and plays it like a guitar. And the CD refuses to be classified. (Is it pop? Is it jazz? Is it bluegrass? <em>We don&#8217;t need to waste time trying to figure out genres, thanks very much<\/em>, the CD seems to be saying). Other than the cello, there&#8217;s some guitar, fiddle, saxophone, banjo, a jaw harp, drums, a vibraphone, and much more on the CD. Very fun. I don&#8217;t <em>think<\/em> that Ben normally plays on top of cars, but I like that photo, nonetheless. <\/p>\n<p>3). A wonderful phone conversation with a good long-distance friend this week. (Hi, Jill!)<\/p>\n<p>4). <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/julielarios.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/love-poem-impossible-or-not.html\">Julie Larios&#8217; original poem<\/a><\/strong> from Friday of this week. And it&#8217;s very kicks-like in spirit, yes? <\/p>\n<p>5). <a href=\"http:\/\/childrenslitproject.wordpress.com\/\"><strong>This<\/strong><\/a> in-the-works documentary on children&#8217;s lit. I think I&#8217;ve already exhausted each video there. Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schoollibraryjournal.com\/blog\/1790000379.html\"><strong>Fuse<\/strong><\/a> for the link. <\/p>\n<p>6). Jeremy has some <a href=\"http:\/\/headspacejblog.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/red-branch-ice.html\"><strong>new ice photos<\/strong><\/a>! You remember <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1575\">this<\/a><\/strong>, right? (And I don&#8217;t want to embarrass him, but his ice photos were accepted for an upcoming art-gallery showing, so congrats to Jeremy!)<\/p>\n<p>7). I get to see some Georgia O&#8217;Keefe art today at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fristcenter.org\/\"><strong>Nashville&#8217;s art museum<\/strong><\/a>. For that reason, I might also be a bit scarce mid-day, but I&#8217;ll be back to read your kicks. If anyone&#8217;s kicks get snagged by spam, sorry in advance. But I&#8217;ll release the hounds when I return. <\/p>\n<p>ANNOUNCEMENT: Have you seen <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.inkthinktank.com\/\">INK Think Tank<\/a><\/em><\/strong> yet? It&#8217;s fabulous, you all. It is a free online database of nonfiction titles, a search engine launched by twenty-two authors and author\/illustrators of nonfiction books. It&#8217;s designed for teachers, librarians, and people who homeschool; the authors linked their books to curriculum standards. It&#8217;s a great idea from the folks who have also brought us <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.inkrethink.blogspot.com\/\"><em>I.N.K.<\/em><\/a><\/strong>, or <em>Interesting Nonfiction for Kids<\/em>. Check it out, especially if you work directly with children and books. It&#8217;s free to register. Woot!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and congrats to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lainitaylor.com\/\"><strong>Laini<\/strong><\/a> for her <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalbook.org\/nba2009_test.html\">National Book Award nomination<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>What are <font size=4>YOUR<\/font> kicks this week?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the risk of sounding like Grumpy Old Man in a Series #7,000, I have to say that I pretty much loathe how children today are targeted as consumers at such very young ages. 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