{"id":1890,"date":"2010-02-16T00:01:44","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T06:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1890"},"modified":"2010-02-24T23:51:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T05:51:06","slug":"seven-questions-over-breakfast-with-jeff-newman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1890","title":{"rendered":"Seven Questions Over Breakfast with Jeff Newman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/jeffnewmanpic2.jpg\">I&#8217;ve got my cereal bowl ready this morning, as I&#8217;m having <font size=4>Lucky Charms<\/font> with author\/illustrator <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newmanpictures.com\">Jeff Newman<\/a><\/strong>. I have to say: I like this interview. I want to take it to the zoo to visit hippos <em>and<\/em> rhinos. I like Jeff&#8217;s responses, particularly his&#8230;well, his economy of expression. (The <em>good<\/em> kind, that is. I&#8217;ve had some interviewees exhibit an economy of expression coupled with an obvious apathy for the interview, but Jeff is both to-the-point <em>and<\/em> friendly.) And I am happy about all the art he&#8217;s sharing this morning. In my world, Jeff is one of children&#8217;s literature&#8217;s newest sensations: In a just world, I think he&#8217;d Go Places. His art work and storytelling are fresh and funny and like no other&#8217;s. <\/p>\n<p>I admit I haven&#8217;t read his first book (Jeff lists his books below), but when <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><em>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/em><\/a><\/strong> came out in &#8217;06, looking easily like a book that might have been published when I was but a wee babe, it quickly became one of my favorite picture books from that year. (And there are precisely seven skerjillion picture books about zoos in this world; that one&#8217;s probably my favorite of all.) Most of the story in <em>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/em>, as well as his new title, is told through the illustrations, <em>School Library Journal<\/em> calling it a &#8220;clever exercise in promoting visual literacy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wait. What was that? Did I mention his new title? Well, let&#8217;s get right to it. I can&#8217;t wait any longer. I love his new picture book so much. I really do. If it had a neck, I&#8217;d hug its neck. My favorite picture book thus far in 2010 this one is. It&#8217;s called&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/BC_1416950125.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schoollibraryjournal.com\/blog\/1790000379.html\">Betsy Bird<\/a><\/strong> gave it a glowing review (the glow is well-deserved)&#8212;a detailed review, as always&#8212;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schoollibraryjournal.com\/blog\/1790000379\/post\/990052299.html\">here<\/a><\/strong>, so go and read, if you&#8217;re so inclined. &#8220;Brilliant brilliant brilliant&#8221; is how she closed her review for this title, and she&#8217;d be right. And that was after she wrote, &#8220;{t}his book is remarkable without having to breathe so much as a word.&#8221; That&#8217;s also true. <em>The Boys<\/em> is all about a shy boy, new to town and afraid to approach the neighborhood kids at the baseball field, who then finds himself sitting with four elderly men on a park bench. I don&#8217;t want to give anything away here (Betsy&#8217;s review has a plot summary, if you&#8217;re hankerin&#8217; for one), except to say that the old men, including the surly one, find a way to bring the boy out of his shell. Now, that all sounds like an ABC Afterschool Special, but really&#8230;go pick up a copy of this wordless gem. Gem gem gem. It is a gem. <\/p>\n<p>(By the way, this was published by Simon &#038; Schuster and should be released next week. You see, I thought it was already out; I have an early copy of the book. I KEEP DOING THIS. My apologies. I&#8217;m generally disorganized. You won&#8217;t have to wait too long for this one, though: The Simon &#038; Schuster site says February 23rd, and&#8212;incidentally&#8212;you can browse inside the book a bit at <a href=\"http:\/\/books.simonandschuster.com\/Boys\/Jeff-Newman\/9781416950127\/browse_inside\"><strong>this link<\/strong><\/a> over there.)<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get to the interview. I&#8217;ll set the table for our breakfast chat (the cereal&#8217;s ready, but I&#8217;ve got to brew some strong coffee) and get the basics from Jeff in the process. I thank him for stopping by. (Quick note: Don&#8217;t miss Minh Le&#8217;s <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bottomshelfbooks.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/live-from-bottom-shelf-jeff-newman.html\">&#8217;08 interview with Jeff<\/a><\/strong> at the one and only <em>Bottom Shelf Books<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p><center><font size=4>* * * * * * *<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Are you an illustrator or author\/illustrator?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Author\/Illustrator.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Can you list your books-to-date?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/reginald.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Reginald-Jeff-Newman\/dp\/0385746342\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1266176802&#038;sr=8-2\">Reginald<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><\/em>, and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416950127\">The Boys<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/jeffnhippo.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your usual medium, or&#8211;\u2013if you use a variety&#8212;your preferred one?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: At the moment, gouache.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Finish_Samplea.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Finish_Sample_2a.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Finish_Sample_3a.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>Early spreads from <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416950127\"><strong>The Boys<\/strong><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Where are your stompin\u2019 grounds?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but born and raised in <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ashland,_Massachusetts\">Ashland, Massachusetts<\/a><\/strong>, home of the electric clock.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Can you briefly tell me about your road to publication?<\/font>  <\/p>\n<p><em>{Ed. Note: Pictured below is an illustration from <\/em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780440419471\">Stanley Yelnats&#8217; Survival Guide to Camp Green Lake<\/a><\/strong><em> (Yearling Books, 2003).}<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/campers1.jpg\"><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: I moved to New York City with my friend, Amy, in 2000, after she\u2019d been hired as an assistant to an art director at Random House. One day, she mentioned that the art director was looking for someone to illustrate the cover for a new <em>Harriet the Spy<\/em> book (written by someone using a pseudonym, I think; I never found out who it actually was) and that she was willing to give me a shot at it. One of the stipulations of the project was that the illustrations had to resemble those of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Louise_Fitzhugh\">Louise Fitzhugh<\/a><\/strong>, the author and illustrator of the original <em>Harriet the Spy<\/em> books, so I spent the next week trying to draw like her. <em>{Ed. Note: Sketches below.}<\/em> I don\u2019t think I came very close, but I got the job anyway.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/harriet_the_spy_sketches1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/harriet_the_spy_sketches_32.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/harriet_the_spy_sketches_22.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Can you please point readers to your web site and\/or blog?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newmanpictures.com\/\">www.newmanpictures.com<\/a><\/strong> and <a href=\"http:\/\/newmanpicturesblog.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>newmanpicturesblog.blogspot.com<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/rhubarb_on_catbacka.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/rhubarb_poses1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Any new titles\/projects you might be working on now that you can tell me about?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: I\u2019m writing and illustrating another picture book with Simon &#038; Schuster, and I\u2019m illustrating <em>Rabbit\u2019s Snow Dance<\/em> by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesbruchac.com\/\">James<\/a><\/strong> and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephbruchac.com\/\">Joseph Bruchac<\/a><\/strong> for Dial Books. <em>{Ed. Note: Sketches for <\/em>Rabbit&#8217;s Snow Dance<em> below.}<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/rabbits_snow_dance_sketches_11.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/rabbits_snow_dance_sketches_21.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/rabbits_snow_dance_sketches_31.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/coffee cup8.jpg\" alt=\"Mmm. Coffee.\" title=\"Mmm. Coffee.\"><font color=\"000066\">Our table&#8217;s set now for seven questions over breakfast, and we&#8217;ve got our Lucky Charms. Let&#8217;s get a bit more detailed, and I thank Jeff again for stopping by.<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>1.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What exactly is your process when you are illustrating a book? You can start wherever you\u2019d like when answering: getting initial ideas, starting to illustrate, or even what it\u2019s like under deadline, etc. Do you outline a great deal of the book before you illustrate or just let your muse lead you on and see where you end up?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: If I\u2019m just illustrating a book, I\u2019ll read the story once. Then, I\u2019ll re-read it while doodling characters and scenes in the margins of the paper.  After that, I\u2019ll go through the story for a third time and decide where the page breaks will be. Next comes a miniature, thumbnail dummy (or several), in which I\u2019ll work out the pacing of the book and the general composition of the pages. That\u2019s followed by an \u201cactual\u201d dummy which is about 75% the size of the final trim, is at least half in color, and includes more detailed sketches. I try to refrain making them too detailed, though, because I like to reserve a little room to surprise myself with the finished illustrations.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_sketches.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_sketches1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_sketches_2.jpg\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_sketches_21.jpg\" border=1><\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><em>Sketches from<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><br \/><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_character_designs.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_character_designs1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_character_designs_2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_character_designs_21.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Character designs for<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><br \/><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_thumbnail_dummy_sketch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_thumbnail_dummy_sketch1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Thumbnail dummy sketch for <\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><br \/><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_actual_dummy_16_17.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_actual_dummy_16_171.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Dummy for <\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><br \/><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_cover_ideas.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/hippo_cover_ideas1.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Cover ideas for <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316155731\"><strong>Hippo! No, Rhino<\/strong><\/a><br \/><em>(Click to enlarge.)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The process for writing and illustrating would ideally share many of the same steps, and it does, but I haven\u2019t found it to be quite so straightforward. <em>The Boys<\/em>, for instance, started with a drawing of a boy dressed as an old man. Based on that character, I wrote a rough draft of a story that vaguely resembles the one in the published book. Except that it had words. Lots of words, and they weren\u2019t very good. So, I decided to take all of them out. And that made it much better. At the same time, it completely changed my approach to the illustrations, which now had to carry the story on their own. But moving to a wordless format necessitated a streamlining of the story. There was a lot of back and forth and constant whittling, almost all the way up until the end, that I think would have been impossible if I was just illustrating someone else\u2019s book.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_early_sketch_from_2004.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_early_sketch_from_2004a.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>Early 2004 sketch for <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416950127\"><strong>The Boys<\/strong><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Dummy_8_9a.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Dummy_10_11a.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Dummy_18_19a.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_Dummye_22_231.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<center><em>From the dummy for <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416950127\"><strong>The Boys<\/strong><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>2.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Describe your studio or usual work space.<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>Jeff<\/strong><\/font><\/strong>: It\u2019s a windowless, sparsely-decorated room in an old tannery. The building also happens to be listed on a \u201chaunted Milwaukee\u201d website. But the only uninvited guest I\u2019ve had so far was a mouse that was after my Triscuits. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/studio_photo_11.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/studio_photo_2a.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/studio_photo_3a.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>3.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: As a book lover, it interests me: What books or authors and\/or illustrators influenced you as an early reader?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/The_Boys_interior_sketcha.jpg\"><font size=4><strong>Jeff<\/strong><\/font><\/strong>: I liked <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Miss_Viola_Swamp\">Miss Nelson is Missing<\/a><\/strong><\/em> by Harry Allard and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Marshall_(author)\">James Marshall<\/a><\/strong> (who would definitely make the list below, if he was still alive). I was actually scared of Viola Swamp. There\u2019s one image of her standing behind a frosted glass door, just before she enters the classroom that still kind of troubles me. Now that I\u2019m thinking about it, I really hope that scene is in the book and not some kind of repressed memory.<\/p>\n<p><em>{Ed. Note: Pictured left is an interior sketch from <\/em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781416950127\">The Boys<\/a><\/strong><em>.}<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I liked <em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Why_Mosquitoes_Buzz_In_People%E2%80%99s_Ears\"><strong>Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People\u2019s Ears<\/strong><\/a><\/em>, but I don\u2019t remember why. I just know that I would look at it every time I went to the school library.<\/p>\n<p>I loved <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Roald_dahl\">Roald Dahl<\/a><\/strong> (especially <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Witches_(book)\">The Witches<\/a><\/strong><\/em>). I loved <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Susan_Cooper\">Susan Cooper<\/a><\/strong>, just for <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Dark_Is_Rising\">The Dark is Rising<\/a><\/strong><\/em> series. And I especially loved <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lloyd_Alexander\">Lloyd Alexander<\/a><\/strong> and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Chronicles_of_Prydain\">The Chronicles of Prydain<\/a><\/strong><\/em>. I loved anything that had to do with the country of Wales, apparently.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>4.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: If you could have three (living) illustrators&#8212;whom you have not yet met&#8212;over for coffee or a glass of rich, red wine, whom would you choose?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/theboysearlyill.jpg\" style=\"float:right;\" alt=\"early illustration from THE BOYS\" title=\"early illustration from THE BOYS\"><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Marcia_Brown\">Marcia Brown<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tomi_Ungerer\">Tomi Ungerer<\/a><\/strong>, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1478\">David Ezra Stein<\/a><\/strong>. I think that\u2019d be a nice mix of old and new.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>5.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is currently in rotation on your iPod or loaded in your CD player? Do you listen to music while you create books?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: I do. Right now I\u2019m listening to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.drdogmusic.com\/\">Dr. Dog<\/a><\/strong>, Rod Stewart and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Faces_(band)\">The Faces<\/a><\/strong>, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/radiohead.com\/deadairspace\/\">Radiohead<\/a><\/strong>, among others. I also download a ton of podcasts (<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uhhyeahdude.com\/\"><em>Uhh Yeah Dude<\/em><\/a><\/strong>, <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmspotting.net\/\">Filmspotting<\/a><\/em><\/strong>, and <em><a href=\"http:\/\/hometowntales.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>Hometown Tales<\/strong><\/a><\/em> are some of my favorites), which are perfect for long stretches at the drawing table, as they\u2019re usually between one to two hours in length.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/pie_war1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>Pie War<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>6.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What&#8217;s one thing that most people don&#8217;t know about you?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: That I pooped my pants at a circus when I was twelve. It\u2019s like the worst age and place to do something like that. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><font size=5>7.<\/font> <strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: Is there something you wish interviewers would ask you &#8212; but never do? Feel free to ask and respond here.<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: I don\u2019t think so. I\u2019ll have a better idea what that question might be if I get the chance to do a few more of these.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/alfred.jpg\"><center><font size=4>* * * The Pivot Questionnaire * * *<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your favorite word?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;Relax.&#8221; Also my wife\u2019s least favorite word, as it turns out. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What is your least favorite word?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;Hormel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Connecting with someone on any one of those levels. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What turns you off?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Small talk.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What sound or noise do you love?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: My dog barking in her sleep. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What sound or noise do you hate?<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: My phone ringing. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Acting. <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: What profession would you not like to do?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: Sign-holder, as in the guy that holds a sign outside Little Caesar\u2019s in the freezing cold, advertising two large pizzas for ten dollars. God bless that man.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"000066\"><strong><font size=4>7-Imp<\/font><\/strong>: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jeff<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;I blessed the Little Caesar\u2019s guy for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/buffalo_logo1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>All artwork, sketches, and photos used with permission of <a href=\"http:\/\/newmanpictures.com\"><strong>Jeff Newman<\/strong><\/a>. All rights reserved.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p><em>The spiffy and slightly sinister gentleman introducing the Pivot Questionnaire is Alfred. He was created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mattphelan.com\/\"><strong>Matt Phelan<\/strong><\/a>, and he made his 7-Imp premiere in <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1790\"><strong>mid-September<\/strong><\/a>. 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