{"id":1933,"date":"2010-05-06T01:09:54","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T07:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2010-05-07T19:31:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T01:31:22","slug":"surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1933","title":{"rendered":"SURPRISE!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><marquee><font size=8><font color=\"3399ff\">HAPPY <font color=\"33cc33\">BIRTHDAY <font color=\"cc0066\">JULES<font color=\"ff9900\">!!!<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/font><\/marquee><\/p>\n<p>BWAH-HA-HA-HAH!!!! You didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d do it this year, did you? Seeing as I&#8217;m all retired from 7-Imp. Well, you thought wrong, birthday girl. Check it:<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 344px; width: 425px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mhZtGaxCFLY\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mhZtGaxCFLY\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p>BOOYAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULES!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HAH!!!! You didn&#8217;t think I&#8217;d do it this year, did you? Seeing as I&#8217;m all retired from 7-Imp. Well, you thought wrong, birthday girl. Check it: BOOYAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etcetera"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}