{"id":2181,"date":"2011-08-01T00:01:55","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T06:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2181"},"modified":"2011-08-01T00:02:14","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T06:02:14","slug":"one-impossibly-quick-note-before-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2181","title":{"rendered":"One Impossibly Quick Note Before Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/coffee cup8.jpg\" title=\"Mmm. Coffee.\" alt=\"Mmm. Coffee.\">I&#8217;m out of town. May not be posting for a few days. <\/p>\n<p>Seven apologies before breakfast. <\/p>\n<p>But please carry on without me. Um, in the immortal words of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Coffee_Talk\">Linda Richman<\/a><\/strong>, Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither <em>rafe<\/em> nor <em>fines<\/em>. Discuss. Alternately: The jelly bean is neither made of jelly, nor is it a bean. Discuss.<\/p>\n<p>Until later&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>(Where ever I may be at this exact moment, I very likely have a cup of coffee in hand. Hence, the image, though that coffee pictured there <em>really<\/em> needs some half-and-half. Quite possibly, a drop or two of Baileys Irish Cream. Also, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m <em>capable<\/em> of doing a post without an image. Discuss.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m out of town. May not be posting for a few days. Seven apologies before breakfast. But please carry on without me. Um, in the immortal words of Linda Richman, Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither rafe nor fines. Discuss. Alternately: The jelly bean is neither made of jelly, nor is it a bean. Discuss. Until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etcetera"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}