{"id":2588,"date":"2013-06-23T00:01:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T06:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2588"},"modified":"2013-06-23T11:13:37","modified_gmt":"2013-06-23T17:13:37","slug":"7-imp%e2%80%99s-7-kicks-336-featuring-todd-harris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2588","title":{"rendered":"7-Imp\u2019s 7 Kicks #336: Featuring Todd Harris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Duncan Snow Portrait1.JPG\"><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;You see, Queen Apricotta (named after her mother&#8217;s favorite fruit) and King King (whose parents liked to keep things simple) were shunned by the very people whom they supposedly ruled. And Duncan&#8217;s teenage sisters&#8212;twins Marvis and Marvella&#8212;were no better off. Those two girls turned weirdness into an art form (dancing to imaginary music, walking pet crickets on leashes, constantly sniffing each other&#8217;s hair). Of course, Duncan was just as unpopular as the rest of his family, but he didn&#8217;t realize that, which is why, for the past several months, he&#8217;d turned down every  one of their invitations to come visit the castle. But he couldn&#8217;t avoid his family forever.&#8221;<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nI&#8217;m doing something a bit different today in that I&#8217;m not featuring a picture book. Instead, I&#8217;ve got the interior art from two children&#8217;s novels that my daughters and I have been enjoying of late. And that&#8217;s putting it mildly. They&#8217;re pretty crazy about them, and I had the pleasure of reading the books outloud to them and enjoyed them a great deal, too.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/heros-guide-2-high-res1z.jpg\" style=\"float:right;\">I first read about <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780062117434\/christopher-healy\/heros-guide-saving-your-kingdom\">The Hero&#8217;s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom<\/a><\/strong><\/em> by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/christopherhealy.com\/\">Christopher Healy<\/a><\/strong> (who also writes <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/kidpopandbeyond.blogspot.com\/\">here<\/a><\/strong> about &#8220;children&#8217;s pop culture from a grown-up perspective&#8221;), a book released in 2012 by Walden Pond Press, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbook.com\/2013\/04\/choosing-books\/recommended-books\/the-heros-journey\/\">here<\/a><\/strong> at the <em>Horn Book&#8217;s<\/em> site. I thought it might be the kind of book my girls would like, and I wanted a good read-aloud. So, I found it at the library, and &#8230; well, we were done with it in days. It&#8217;s some mighty fine entertainment, this book. <\/p>\n<p>The sequel, <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780062118455\">The Hero&#8217;s Guide to Storming the Castle<\/a><\/em><\/strong> (from which the art above comes), was released this past April, so we pre-ordered a copy from our favorite bookstore, and IF I HAD A DIME for every time the girls asked <em>if the book was there yet<\/em> &#8230; I tried to pace our reading of this second book, once it finally arrived, but a lot of good that did. It was equally entertaining, and we were done in no time flat. <\/p>\n<p>The books contain cover and interior drawings from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/hog-heaven.blogspot.com\/\">Todd Harris<\/a><\/strong>, who evidently works mostly in video game art and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wizards.com\/dnd\/\">D&#038;D<\/a><\/strong><\/em>. (I see he was interviewed <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/novelnovice.com\/2013\/05\/22\/exclusive-qa-with-heros-guide-illustrator-todd-harris\/\">here<\/a><\/strong> fairly recently and that we share <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-3A-imL_HJhE\/T4upl2iofhI\/AAAAAAAAAX4\/cSL4TeiU3xM\/s1600\/duncan+portrait7.jpg\">a favorite character<\/a><\/strong>, whose name is Duncan.) <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Heros-Guide-Galley-Cover11.jpg\" border=1><\/p>\n<p>These books are about fairy tale princes and princesses, yes, but when it comes to the latter, if you&#8217;re expecting some passive princesses, idly standing by and batting their eyelashes at the men, think again. (Case in point: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hog-heaven.blogspot.com\/2013\/04\/the-heros-guide-to-storming-castle.html\">Princess Ella in action<\/a><\/strong>.) <\/p>\n<p>Prince Liam, Prince Frederic (pictured below), Prince Duncan, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hog-heaven.blogspot.com\/2012\/09\/meet-gustav.html\">Prince Gustav<\/a><\/strong> are, respectively, the princes who saved Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-9gQPwWqXW8k\/T4upnXbx5EI\/AAAAAAAAAYI\/DWKKPViV3Xw\/s1600\/snow+white4.jpg\">Snow White<\/a><\/strong>, and Rapunzel (also pictured below), but they&#8217;re suffering a bit of an identity crisis. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/1-fredrick portrait1.JPG\"><br \/>\n<center><em>Prince Frederic dislikes dirt and dangerous things, including tigers (he has valid reasons, as you learn in the first book), but loves tea, dancing, good manners, witty wordplay, and picnics. Has been known to say: &#8220;It looks like she lost one of her glass slippers; would you be so kind as to have it sanitized?&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/2-rapunzel1.JPG\"><br \/>\n<center><em>Rapunzel likes turnip soup, helping people, and solitude. Fixing people is her gift.<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/4-Lila1.JPG\"><br \/>\n<center><em>Lila is Prince Liam&#8217;s sister, and she loves reading, exploring, and inventing imp traps. She loathes ball gowns and etiquette lessons. Has been known to say: &#8220;I&#8217;m Lila. Pleasure to meet you. Oh, darn. I probably should have curtsied, right?&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Why the identity crises? Well, the bards in their kingdoms aren&#8217;t exactly stellar at their jobs and they are hardly keen on details (they always get the stories wrong in their laugh-outloud odes), and as a result, the princes are all known as simply &#8220;Prince Charming.&#8221; Here&#8217;s one of the lousy bards &#8212; from the first book, I believe. (Sadly, I don&#8217;t have a copy of that one on hand now.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/0-bard1.JPG\"><\/p>\n<p>In the first book, each prince is shunned in one way or another by his princess and cast out of his castle. They set out to save their kingdoms after an evil plot involving Zaubera (the witch from Rapunzel&#8217;s story) is revealed, but it&#8217;s clear they&#8217;re also out to save their names and restore their pride. <\/p>\n<p>In the second book, the gang reunites, given that the petulant Briar Rose has kidnapped Prince Liam, not to mention she has her sights squarely set on the Sword of Erinthia, which was stolen by power-hungry 11-year-old bandit Deeb Rauber (one of the series&#8217; funniest, most obnoxious characters). <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/27-2 Deeb with Dagger1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;&#8216;Nice pocket knife,&#8217; Lila mocked. &#8216;I suppose they only let the <\/em>big boys<em> play with real swords.&#8217; &#8216;It&#8217;s not a sword; it&#8217;s a dagger,&#8217; Rauber whined. &#8216;And I&#8217;m pretty sure you know that. You&#8217;re just trying to make me angry.'&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the thing: These books work so well, because Healy is such a clever, quick-witted writer, who likes to surprise you, but the books at their center have a big ol&#8217; throbbing heart. You&#8217;ll see reviewers refer to the books as action-packed and slapstick and hilarious and such, which they are, but it&#8217;s the book&#8217;s heart and characters (who seem to be growing in complexity in the second book) that grab you. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/3 BirdsJPG1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>But, don&#8217;t get me wrong, the humor is delicious, too. There&#8217;s a horse named Papa Scoots Jr.; trolls who refer to the ineffective bards (with names like Pennyfeather the Mellifluous) as &#8220;Itty-Bitty-Guitar Men&#8221;; unconscious clowns; a very funny messenger, named Smimf; a Jeopardous Jade Djinn Gem; a Prince Charming (but which one?) who has an irrational hatred of capes; dwarves, who care passionately about proper grammar; a Gray Phantom; heroes with no sense of direction on exciting stealth missions; and much, much more. Author <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frank_Cottrell_Boyce\">Frank Cottrell Boyce<\/a><\/strong> has evidently written about these books, &#8220;This is the most fun you can have short of rounding up King Arthur\u2019s knights, filling their armor with laughing gas, and driving them to a roller disco.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>That about covers it. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a bit more art from Todd. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/5-2 Briar in wedding dress1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;As the sound of thundering drums filled the courtyard, Briar Rose rode out of the palace on a unicorn. She wore a sparkling, diamond-studded bridal gown with a train so long that she was halfway down the aisle before the end of it finally emerged from the palace. An elaborate headdress&#8212;which included several live, tweeting tropical birds&#8212;was entwined around her swaying pillar of hair. Her fingers were covered with so many jeweled rings that it was impossible to bend a knuckle.<br \/>The unicorn also wore a gown.&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/6-1 Lila razzing Briar1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;&#8216;Hi, sis,&#8217; Briar smirked. &#8216;Don&#8217;t call me that,&#8217; Lila sneered. &#8216;Nobody but Liam gets to call me that.&#8217; Briar knit her brow. &#8216;You&#8217;d better watch yourself, brat. I know you tripped me on purpose at the wedding. The only reason I didn&#8217;t throw you in jail with the others is because you and I are family now.'&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/15-1 Liam and Briar Dancing1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Speaking solely in terms of dancing, Liam and Briar made a very nice couple.<br \/>With great poise and flawless stepping, the pair weaved their way<br \/>through the other dancers.&#8221;<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>All art is copyright \u00a9 2012 and 2013 by Todd Harris. Illustrations reproduced by permission of the publisher, Walden Pond Press, an imprint of HarperCollins, New York.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Note for any new readers: 7-Imp\u2019s 7 Kicks is a weekly meeting ground for taking some time to reflect on Seven(ish) Exceptionally Fabulous, Beautiful, Interesting, Hilarious, or Otherwise Positive Noteworthy Things from the past week, whether book-related or not, that happened to you. New kickers are always welcome. <\/p>\n<p><center><font size=3><strong>* * * Jules&#8217; Kicks * * *<\/strong><\/font><br \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>1)<\/strong><\/font> The <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/ala13.ala.org\/\">ALA annual conference<\/a><\/strong> is this week in Chicago! It&#8217;ll be my first ALA conference. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>2)<\/strong><\/font> I&#8217;m especially excited about <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ala.org\/alsc\/preconference\">this preconference event<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>3)<\/strong><\/font> I think great read-alouds like the <em>Hero&#8217;s Guide<\/em> books are kicky. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>4)<\/strong><\/font> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com\/david-letterman-i-like-kettlecorn\">I&#8217;ve always been a Letterman fan.<\/a><\/strong> You gotta love that car, too. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>5)<\/strong><\/font> This week, I got to meet author\/illustrator <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1468\">Sergio Ruzzier<\/a><\/strong> and his lovely girlfriend, who were in the Nashville neck of the woods. That should be kick #1. I wish I&#8217;d thought to get my camera out. I&#8217;m bad about that. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>6)<\/strong><\/font> Seeing some Fall 2013 picture book F&#038;Gs. <\/p>\n<p><font size=4><strong>7)<\/strong><\/font> <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/writersalmanac.publicradio.org\/index.php?date=2013\/06\/22\">This Anne Sexton poem<\/a><\/strong> from <em>The Writer&#8217;s Almanac<\/em> yesterday. <\/p>\n<p>What are <strong><font size=4>YOUR<\/font><\/strong> kicks this week? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You see, Queen Apricotta (named after her mother&#8217;s favorite fruit) and King King (whose parents liked to keep things simple) were shunned by the very people whom they supposedly ruled. And Duncan&#8217;s teenage sisters&#8212;twins Marvis and Marvella&#8212;were no better off. 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