{"id":3900,"date":"2015-10-28T00:01:13","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T06:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=3900"},"modified":"2015-10-28T08:15:46","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T14:15:46","slug":"i-have-seen-this-perhaps-thirty-timesand-am-still-not-anywhere-near-the-bottom-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=3900","title":{"rendered":"\u201cI have seen this &#8230; perhaps thirty times<br>and am still not anywhere near the bottom of it &#8230;\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/16 2hollyhobbielarge.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/16 2hollyhobbiesmall.JPG\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;The old woman fed them steaming bowls of soup and creamy pudding. Once they had eaten their fill, she led her two young guests into a cozy room and tucked them into clean, warm beds. &#8216;Can you believe how lucky we are?&#8217; Gretel asked drowsily.<br \/>&#8216;It is hard to believe,&#8217; said Hansel.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nIn the spirit of Halloween this week, I&#8217;m sharing a conversation I started via email about a month ago with bloggers <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.slj.com\/afuse8production\/\">Betsy Bird<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/100scopenotes.com\/\">Travis Jonker<\/a><\/strong>, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/minhlebooks.com\/\">Minh L\u00ea<\/a><\/strong> about picture books that we find either delightfully unsettling or hard to nail down in some way <em>or<\/em> those that flat-out scare us. It&#8217;s hard to land on one good description for the books we ended up discussing, which is why I have the post title I do up there (it&#8217;s a quote that Travis mentions below). It&#8217;s not a very exciting title, and it&#8217;s not going to grab anyone&#8217;s attention, but I&#8217;ve never been good at that anyway. I didn&#8217;t want to use the word &#8220;scary&#8221; or &#8220;horror&#8221; in the title, &#8217;cause that doesn&#8217;t quite <em>fit<\/em> as a description for all of these books. Something that gives you chills, after all, you can also find beautiful. <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just get to it. Enough already, Jules. (Now I&#8217;m talking to myself.)  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, up above is a spread from <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Holly_Hobbie\">Holly Hobbie&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> newest book about Hansel and Gretel. I mean, LOOK AT THAT WITCH&#8217;S FACE. There&#8217;s another spread below, and it&#8217;s even scarier. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also art in this post from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myerspaints.com\/\">Matt Myers<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2296\">Erin Stead<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkusreviews.com\/features\/getting-fearless-liniers\/\">Liniers<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1115\">Eric Rohmann<\/a><\/strong>, and more. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and happy Halloween to all. May you get lots of treats. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><strong><font size=3>* * *<\/font><\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: Hello there, Minh, Betsy, and Travis Hard J Jonker!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for chatting with me about this. I asked you all to join me, because somehow several months ago (I can&#8217;t remember how that conversation started), we four got onto the topic of Ed Masessa&#8217;s <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780545691093\">Scarecrow Magic<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, illustrated by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myerspaints.com\/\">Matt Myers<\/a><\/strong>, and how much it scared the everlovin&#8217; bejeebus out of each of us. I think I had just emailed to ask you all if you&#8217;d seen it, because you all are people I can randomly email about picture books and you will just answer me. Thanks for that.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/scarecrowmagiccover.jpg\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic1large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic1small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;He jumps from his post, landing light as a pin.<br \/>With a zip and a swoosh, he slips out of his skin.<br \/>Bones rattle and sway in their own clever way.<br \/>His day job is done, and he&#8217;s ready to play.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread, pictured here without the text, to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nAnyway, so wonderfully odd, this book. The first of its oddities was that it had a Summer release date (June, of all things), yet it&#8217;s so Halloween-esque, what with its goblins, ghoulies, and ghosties. I mean, <em>lots<\/em> of picture books have ghosties, but to me Myers gave the illustrations a disturbing creepiness. For one, the bones boy who jumps from the scarecrow ropes and breaks free? YIGGEDY. The spread where he&#8217;s looking up out of the water with crossed eyes. Hoo boy. It&#8217;s like the book never attempts to be scary-lite, like you see with a lot of Halloween picture books. Or maybe it did go for that, and I&#8217;m weird.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic4large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic4small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;He creaks and he croaks as he belts out a tune.<br \/>Ghoulies and ghosties dance under the moon.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nYou each saw that one, right? Or was there one of you who hadn&#8217;t? I loved seeing this. If you see picture books a whole, whole lot, as I do, many of them start to run together. This one &#8230; it stands out. And it makes me want to snap my fingers and be in a school library again for story time. <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Travis<\/font><\/strong>: I&#8217;m the only one here that hasn&#8217;t seen <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em>. Maybe it&#8217;s for the best. I don&#8217;t do well with scary. I&#8217;m a &#8220;read scary books during daylight hours or, if it has to be at night, with all the lights on and maybe some cheerful background music&#8221; type of scary book reader. Once I made it about ten feet into a haunted house. That was a pretty big accomplishment.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic3large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic3small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Goblins jump rope with a double-Dutch vine.<br \/>Bones boy hops in, stepping in time.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<strong><font size=4>Minh<\/font><\/strong>: Have I seen <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em>? Not only have I seen it, but I see it every time I close my eyes and every time I fall asleep when it haunts my restless nights. <\/p>\n<p>But maybe you&#8217;re right. Maybe it&#8217;s not the book. Maybe I&#8217;m just a scaredy cat. After all, when I was younger and my cousins came over to watch <em>Nightmare on Elm Street<\/em>, I would always sneak into the other room to watch <em>Duck Tales<\/em>. (Woowoo!)<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic2large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/smagic2small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;On a chilly clear night, in the light of the moon.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nAlso, it&#8217;s funny that you bring this up now, because I was just re-reading <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/boingboing.net\/2015\/03\/02\/noir-and-horror-for-your-kinde.html\">Melissa Manlove&#8217;s excellent take<\/a><\/strong> on <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/This_is_Not_My_Hat\">This is Not My Hat<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, which she interestingly classifies as horror. In her smart dissection of the book, she talks about how the &#8220;growing sense of threat is one of the core elements of the Horror genre&#8221; and how the dense thicket of seaweed at the end of the story is &#8230; <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>a kind of psychological mirror&#8211;it invites the audience to see the worst thing they can imagine, and demands that the audience go away knowing that about themselves.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/klassen-full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/klassen-fullhpost.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;So I am not worried about that.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/klassen-cover.jpg\"><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nWhich made me think about the fantastic new book from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/philipstead.com\/\">Phil<\/a><\/strong> and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2296\">Erin Stead<\/a><\/strong>, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781596439320\">Lenny &#038; Lucy<\/a><\/strong><\/em>. It&#8217;s hard to believe that the sweet souls behind <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1723\">A Sick Day for Amos McGee<\/a><\/strong><\/em> would even be capable of venturing into horror, but it&#8217;s hard to argue with a book that begins with &#8220;Winding along a bumpy road, through the dark unfriendly woods, Peter said, &#8216;I think this is a terrible idea.'&#8221;<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY2small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nThroughout the book there is an ominous darkness lurking in the woods. We never know exactly what is out there, only that &#8220;terrible things hid in the trees.&#8221; It could be anything from big scary monsters, a pack of ravenous wolves, or something more cerebral &#8212; a chilling existential dread, perhaps? This is right in line with Manlove&#8217;s definition of horror, because the unknown darkness of the woods is exactly the kind of psychological mirror that we can (and do) fill with our deepest fears.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY1small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;At night Peter and Harold looked from the upstairs window, past the wooden bridge, out to the dark woods. Terrible things hid in the trees.<br \/>Neither Peter nor Harold slept at all.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nI wrote this in <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/minhle\/when-it-rains-it-pours-50_b_8026340.html\">another post<\/a><\/strong>, but <em>Lenny &#038; Lucy<\/em> is smart enough to know that life isn&#8217;t always about conquering your fears &#8212; that sometimes the best you can do is huddle up with a friend and hope that the terrifying things in the forest remain at bay.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, for me that terrifying thing is the scarecrow from <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em>. If he came running out of the dark woods, I don&#8217;t care who I was huddled up with. I would straight-up pee my pants.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: I love that second <em>Lenny &#038; Lucy<\/em> spread up there so much, the window one. It blew me away the first time I saw it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Betsy<\/font><\/strong>: I have seen <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em>, and I am finding a great deal of relief in knowing that I was not alone in feeling that the fact that (spoiler alert) there are HUMAN BONES IN THE SCARECROWS IN THE FIELDS is nail-bitingly horrific. Mind you, I used to get the world&#8217;s most adorable three-year-old at the reference desk asking me for &#8220;scary books.&#8221; I think I owe <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=865\">Adam Rex<\/a><\/strong> a drink sometime, because his Frankenstein books pretty much saved my hide there. (Unlike the other books, they&#8217;d distract the child for ten minutes, rather than just two.)<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/countdracula1.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/frankmakesasa.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/frankcake.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nFor my part, <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em> has nothing on what I consider the scariest appropriation of children&#8217;s literature on the web: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/series\/childrens-stories-made-horrific\/\">Children&#8217;s Stories Made Horrific<\/a><\/strong>. I just read <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2015\/07\/14\/childrens-stories-made-horrific-the-house-at-pooh-corner\/\">a new entry on Winnie-the-Pooh<\/a><\/strong> and, thank you, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be going to sleep anymore. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2013\/11\/21\/hunger-of-the-caterpillar\/\">The Very Hungry Caterpillar<\/a><\/strong> haunts my dreams. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2014\/08\/04\/the-little-prince\/\">The Little Prince<\/a><\/strong> reads like a Ray Bradbury story someone found in a drawer. And as for <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2014\/09\/18\/love-forever\/\">Love You Forever<\/a><\/strong>, however creepy I found it before is nothing compared to how creepy I find it now.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Travis<\/font><\/strong>: Roger Ebert said of Errol Morris&#8217;s 1978 pet cemetery documentary <em>Gates of Heaven<\/em>, &#8220;I have seen this film perhaps thirty times and am still not anywhere near the bottom of it.&#8221; This is how I feel about <em>Lenny &#038; Lucy<\/em>. Like it holds deeper truths that take time to reveal themselves.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/lennyCOVER.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/lennyCOVERsmall.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click to enlarge)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nAlthough I&#8217;m a pretty big chicken, I just realized that one of my all-time favorite picture books is a scary one (well, I suppose more spooky than scary) &#8212; <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2108\">Bone Dog<\/a><\/em><\/strong> by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=1115\">Eric Rohmann<\/a><\/strong>. Any book that kills off the dog&#8212;the ultimate turn-off for many readers&#8212;and manages to redeem itself deserves high praise. When Ella (the dog) comes back in ghost form to save the day, scaring away the posse of imposing skeletons, it&#8217;s a beautiful moment. A bizarre, beautiful moment.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/bonedogcover.JPG\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/IMG_1334-bdog.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/IMG_1358-bdog.jpg\"><br \/>\n<center><em>(Pictured above: Preliminary images from <\/em>Bone Dog<em> from a 2011 7-Imp post;<br \/>click <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2108\">here<\/a><\/strong> to see more)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nWith all this talk about scary, I have to mention a book that has unintentionally struck fear in the hearts of children for years: <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Giving_Tree\">The Giving Tree<\/a><\/strong><\/em>. Specifically the back cover, which features a foreboding image of author <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shel_Silverstein\">Shel Silverstein<\/a><\/strong>. This is nothing new &#8212; that author photo is so well-known it&#8217;s been a gag used in one of the most popular series ever, <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Diary_of_a_Wimpy_Kid\">Diary of a Wimpy Kid<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/shelbackphoto.JPG\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/diaryshel.JPG\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nBut I wasn&#8217;t sure if the creepiness of that back cover was just something that struck adults until I noticed two kindergarteners in my library last year trying to scare each other by using the book as a sort of Shel Silverstein mask. And a kindergarten student just last week showed me the back and said, &#8220;Look at this scary guy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: I want to hang with those mask-wearing kindergartners. <\/p>\n<p>Zach OHora told me in <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2582\">his 7-Imp breakfast interview<\/a><\/strong> that sometimes late at night he tells people he&#8217;s Shel Silverstein and that we&#8217;d be amazed how many people buy him drinks. He sent this too:<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/MeandShelSilversteina.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n&#8230; Which is to say: He&#8217;s got an insta-scary Halloween costume there. <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Travis<\/font><\/strong>: Horror parodies seem to be a 21st-century trend as well. <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780399260117\">Goodnight Goon<\/a><\/strong><\/em> and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780399252037\">The Runaway Mummy<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780312553661\">Frankenstein<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (a play on <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780670445806\">Madeline<\/a><\/strong><\/em>), <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781607740360\">Pat the Zombie<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, and so on.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: Betsy, I wasn&#8217;t aware of that Children&#8217;s Stories Made Horrific series. That&#8217;s a hoot. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/the-toast.net\/2014\/05\/05\/rand-rainbow-fish\/\">This<\/a><\/strong> has got to be my favorite, since that book has always made me twitchy. &#8220;The giving of gifts is a betrayal of your own birthright.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Another new book (released this past September) that I found delightfully, successfully goosebump-inducing is <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Holly_Hobbie\">Holly Hobbie&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316070171\">Hansel &#038; Gretel<\/a><\/strong><\/em>. The witch is terrifying, and there&#8217;s this moment where she&#8217;s sharpening her best knife that is &#8230; well, you can see for yourself here:<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/21hollyhobbielarge.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/21hollyhobbiesmall.JPG\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Days passed. At last the witch could wait no longer. &#8216;Fetch wood,&#8217; she shrieked at Gretel, &#8216;while I sharpen my best knife.&#8217; The next time Gretel went to the pantry, Hansel pressed his tearful face to the bars of his cage. &#8216;What is going to happen?&#8217; he asked. &#8216;Is this a nightmare? I must wake up!'&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<em>HOLLY HOBBIE?<\/em> you say. I mean, right?! I love it.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/hollyhobbiecoveruse.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<strong><font size=4>Betsy<\/font><\/strong>: Author\/illustrator <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.penspaperstudio.com\/\">Elizabeth Rose Stanton<\/a><\/strong> drew my attention to a book that was freakish but has never raised so much as an eyebrow from the normally apoplectic Amazon-reviewing crowd. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.quakerbooks.org\/author\/brinton-turkle\">Brinton Turkle<\/a><\/strong> is more likely to be associated with adorable Quaker moppets than the stuff of nightmares, but that&#8217;s the kind of thought you&#8217;ll have only if you haven&#8217;t seen his somewhat magnificent <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/book\/show\/648064.Do_Not_Open\">Do Not Open<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/hpostpic1.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/hpostpic2.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/do not openuse.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nBy the way, I just spent an inordinate amount of time attempting to find a middle-grade <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stephen_Gammell\">Stephen Gammell<\/a><\/strong> cover from the late &#8217;70s that I once had the misfortune to stumble across in my old children&#8217;s book section. It was pre-<em>Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark<\/em>, but clearly the man&#8217;s talents were well in hand. It featured a desolate prairie and, in the sky, a mouth with too many teeth. A cookie to anyone who can identify it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Minh<\/font><\/strong>: A desolate prairie and, in the sky, a mouth with too many teeth? I&#8217;ve got it!<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/Salvador-Dali.jpeg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nI&#8217;ll take my cookie with extra chocolate chips and a glass of milk, if you please.<\/p>\n<p>My turn. I was just trying to jog my memory on the title of a scary book and had to Google &#8220;picture book, doll come to life, black and white, photographs, terrifying, I want my mommy, the horror&#8230; the horror&#8230;&#8221; Any guesses?<\/p>\n<p>I know that these books are beloved by many, but the <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dare_Wright\">Dare Wright<\/a><\/strong> doll books (e.g. <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Lonely_Doll\">The Lonely Doll<\/a><\/strong><\/em> and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/The-little-one-Dare-Wright\/dp\/B0007E1O1I\">The Little One<\/a><\/strong><\/em>) give me the chilled-to-the-marrow heebie jeebies. Maybe I would have a different take if I had read these as I kid, or maybe it would have been fine with different illustrations, but I find the black-and-white photographs of a sad doll wandering through the world to be absolutely terrifying (those vacant, yet all-consuming, doll eyes).<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/the little oneuse.JPG\" border=1><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/thelonelydoll3.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: I&#8217;m still trying to wrap my head around the notion of any kind of horror in the Steads&#8217; book. I didn&#8217;t see that coming. But that&#8217;s why conversations like these are never boring. I just listened, incidentally, to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.allthewonders.com\/podcasts\/philip-and-erin-stead-lets-get-busy-episode-201\/\">the Steads&#8217; chat with Matthew Winner<\/a><\/strong>, and they mentioned how they didn&#8217;t want Lenny, Guardian of the Bridge, to be goofy or scary &#8212; and that they thought of him as a <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Golem\">golem<\/a><\/strong>-like character.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/LENNY3small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;And when he was done he named it Lenny, Guardian of the Bridge. &#8216;Lenny will surely guard the bridge,&#8217; said Peter,&#8217; and keep the dark woods on the other side<br \/>where they belong.&#8217; Harold wagged his tail.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread, pictured here without text, to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<strong><font size=4>Minh<\/font><\/strong>: &#8220;Horror&#8221; might be the wrong word for this discussion. I mean, I think it fits in with Manlove&#8217;s definition I mentioned earlier, but it&#8217;s not like the Steads have decided to pick up where <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.viraltopicsindia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Wes-Craven-730x430.jpg\">Wes Craven<\/a><\/strong> (R.I.P.) left off.  <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: I&#8217;m trying to imagine this now. (That reminds me of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtfpod.com\/podcast\/episodes\/episode_599_-_parker_posey\">a great conversation Marc Maron had with Parker Posey<\/a><\/strong> at his podcast that included a discussion about how they wanted to make a more realistic horror movie. Parker said if you&#8217;re, say, running from a killer, you&#8217;d not only be screaming, but you&#8217;d probably also be laughing in shock and hanging off your friend and yelling things like, &#8220;OH MY GOD WE&#8217;RE GOING TO DIE I LOVE YOU.&#8221; It made me laugh. Guess you gotta hear the conversation to appreciate it &#8212; or for it to make any sense, because I&#8217;m not describing it well.)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re gonna have to &#8216;fess up on the Gammell book, Bets. I&#8217;m not sure of this one. Did he just do the cover, or did he write this too? <\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Betsy<\/font><\/strong>: Just the cover. It doesn&#8217;t exist on the internet, insofar as I can tell. And how do you track down book jacket information anyway? I guess I could ask him directly, but that seems risky. I love Minh&#8217;s interpretation.<\/p>\n<p>As for <em>The Lonely Doll<\/em>, many was the time I&#8217;d be eating my lunch at my desk, next to the picture book room, and I&#8217;d hear a parent start to read to their kids that very story. Concede me this much, though: Those are dang good photos.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of the children&#8217;s books that scared me as a child. My daughter is currently eschewing all books involving giants. Which is a bit ironic when you consider <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780061960833\">the only picture book I ever wrote<\/a><\/strong> (doggone it).<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Minh<\/font><\/strong>: Okay, fine. I&#8217;ll concede that the photography in <em>The Lonely Doll<\/em> is very well done &#8212; kind of like the cinematography in <em>The Exorcist<\/em> was totally first-rate.<\/p>\n<p>A book that I really liked from a few years ago is <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780544002708\">Bedtime Monsters<\/a><\/strong><\/em> by Josh Schneider, which puts a spin on the &#8220;scared of the dark&#8221; story line. And even though there is a fun twist\/resolution at the end of the book, after reading it once, I realized that I couldn&#8217;t read it with my son at bed time because just introducing the idea of monsters in the dark was enough to keep him up at night.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2015\/10\/bedtime monstersuse.jpg\"><br \/>\nBut this raises an interesting question: How large is the gulf between what grown-ups think will be scary for kids and what kids actually find scary? I thought <em>Bedtime Monsters<\/em> would be fine, but I was wrong. I found <em>Scarecrow Magic<\/em> terrifying, but my son thinks it&#8217;s hilarious.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=4>Jules<\/font><\/strong>: This is a good question, Minh. We gatekeepers of children&#8217;s lit sometimes think we know what&#8217;s right and find out we&#8217;re very wrong. I&#8217;d say the gulf is undefinable and always depends, but it&#8217;s good to keep in mind that we may not always know what&#8217;s best. <\/p>\n<p>I should probably wrap up the conversation, which has turned into a lovely, long string of titles, but your question made me think of this, Minh: I loved <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkusreviews.com\/features\/getting-fearless-liniers\/\">Liniers&#8217;<\/a><\/strong> <em>What There Is Before There Is Anything There<\/em>, an import from 2014. I wrote about it <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkusreviews.com\/features\/infinite-dark\/\">here<\/a><\/strong> at <em>Kirkus<\/em> (and he and I talked about it a bit <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkusreviews.com\/features\/getting-fearless-liniers\/\">here<\/a><\/strong>), so all my rambling thoughts are in those places.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858use.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nI had a fascinating conversation with someone recently who essentially thought the book demonized darkness. For this person it all very much symbolized death, and she didn&#8217;t go for the idea that we should scare children in this way about the end of life. I get that, but to me the book was comforting, because it seemed to perfectly capture the weird night phobias I had as a child. I was tremendously relieved that someone else seemed to <em>get<\/em> it. Not for a moment did I think of death when I read the book.<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.01full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.01left.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.01full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.01right.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click either image to see spread in its entirety)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.02full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.02left.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.02full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.02right.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click either image to see spread in its entirety)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.03full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.03left.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.03full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/9781554983858.03right.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click either image to see spread in its entirety)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nWhich is all to say: Yes, we all come to books so differently. This conversation I had with this other reader reminded me of how, once books are out there, they become various things to readers. <\/p>\n<p>(And <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/32pages.ca\/2014\/10\/28\/anything\/\">here<\/a><\/strong> is Donna McKinnon&#8217;s take on the book at the wonderful blog <em>32 Pages<\/em>. You can even see some more art from the book there.)<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll wrap this up now. Thanks for chatting with me! Maybe readers will leave in the comments the picture books that bring <em>them<\/em> chills. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <strong><font size=3>BOO<\/font><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>HANSEL &#038; GRETEL. Copyright \u00a9 2015 by Holly Hobbie. Published by Little, Brown and Company, New York. Illustrations reproduced by permission of the publisher. <\/p>\n<p>LENNY &#038; LUCY. Copyright \u00a9 2015 by Philip C. Stead. Illustrations copyright \u00a9 2015 by Erin E. Stead. Published by Neal Porter Books\/Roaring Brook Press, New York. Illustrations reproduced by permission of Erin E. Stead. <\/p>\n<p>SCARECROW MAGIC. Copyright \u00a9 2015 by Ed Masessa. Illustrations copyright \u00a9 2015 by Matt Myers. Published by Orchard Books, an imprint of Scholastic, Inc. New York. Illustrations reproduced by permission of Matt Myers. <\/p>\n<p>THIS IS NOT MY HAT. Copyright \u00a9 2012 by Jon Klassen. Spread reproduced by permission of the publisher, Candlewick Press, Somerville, MA.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT THERE IS BEFORE THERE IS ANYTHING THERE. Text and illustrations copyright \u00a9 2006 by Liniers. First published in English in 2014 by Groundwood Books. English translation copyright \u00a9 2014 by Elisa Amado. Illustrations reproduced by permission of the publisher.<\/p>\n<p>Art from Adam Rex re-posted from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=915\">this 2007 7-Imp link<\/a><\/strong>, which was reproduced by permission of Adam Rex. <\/p>\n<p>Art from Eric Rohmann re-posted from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2108\">this 2011 7-Imp link<\/a><\/strong>, which was reproduced by permission of Eric Rohmann.<\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The old woman fed them steaming bowls of soup and creamy pudding. 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