{"id":4854,"date":"2019-04-10T11:12:17","date_gmt":"2019-04-10T17:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=4854"},"modified":"2019-04-10T11:16:54","modified_gmt":"2019-04-10T17:16:54","slug":"oink-or-well-thats-one-way-to-clear-out-a-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=4854","title":{"rendered":"Oink<\/em>: Or, Well … That’s One<\/em> Way to Clear Out a Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nTo call the humor in David Elliot’s Oink<\/em> understated is … well, an understatement. For instance, the book’s big joke (which is exceedingly funny in its restraint) hinges on a few small wavy lines from Elliot. But I’m getting ahead of myself here. First, the basics. …<\/p>\n

Oink<\/em> is a picture book import from New Zealand; it looks like it published there in 2018 and is now on shelves here<\/a><\/strong> in the States, thanks to Gecko Press. David Elliot<\/a><\/strong>, in fact, lives there and is not to be confused with the talented American David (with two “t”s) Elliott<\/strong><\/a>. <\/p>\n

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You could perhaps call Oink<\/em> wordless, but it’s only mostly<\/em> wordless. A pig, towel in hand, heads to the bathroom. A tub awaits. There’s nothing like a warm bath, right? Pig climbs the tiny ladder next to the tub (I love that there’s a tiny ladder) and settles in oh-so happily. The pacing here is leisurely; we get to take some time watching Pig enjoy the peace and quiet. Suddenly, though, there are two knocks on the door. It’s Sheep, who jumps in the tub. Eventually, Cow also enters and joins the bath, as well as Horse. In a book that would make a mighty entertaining read-aloud in elementary classrooms all over the country, each animal utters their unique animal sound. “Moo?” asks Cow, for example, standing at the door with a beach ball, no less. “Maaa!” responds Sheep excitedly, already crowding out the tub a bit. <\/p>\n

At his site, Elliot writes:<\/p>\n

Oink is a simple little book based on the idea of intonation\u2026 how the same words (or in <\/em>Oink\u2019s case, animal noises) can mean different things depending on how they are said. ‘Moo?’ can mean ‘Hi, can I get in too’ or ‘Mooooo!’ \u2013 ‘How dare you!’ The clues are in the expression on the face, the body language and the situation.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Remember how happy Pig was to have some alone time in a relaxing bath? That smile turns into consternation as soon as Sheep barges in. The furrowed brow intensifies until, in the book’s climax, we see all four animals, crammed into one tiny tub, water sploshing everywhere. “Maaaa!”s, “Hee haw!”s, and “Mooo!”s fill the air. Pig has had enough. Enter the book’s big joke and Pig’s solution to the problem.
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\nSmall wavy lines emanate from the center of the tub. We all know what that<\/em> means. Now, call me fuddy-duddy if you want, but I’m not one who is a huge fan of fart jokes in children’s books. (I have my reasons.) I mean, they’re fine. Whatever. Okay. But we Americans tend to try a bit too hard with them. Elliot merely resorts to these few wavy lines. And the results are very, very funny. The look of horror on the animals’ faces! The look of feigned surprise on Pig’s! Accusations even fly (again, in the form of animal sounds, which will have child readers deliciously sussing out subtext), while all the while, Pig stays in the same spot, waiting patiently. There is even a rimshot of a joke on the final page that I normally wouldn’t want to ruin for you, but if you’re interested, it’s the final illustration pictured below. <\/p>\n

Ah, Oink<\/em>. You are genuinely funny and refreshing. And how I love the mischief in the tale. Elliot communicates abundant character and emotion with his relaxed-line drawings and sunny watercolors. Can we see more of his books here in the States? Please?<\/p>\n

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OINK. First published by Gecko Press. \u00a9 Gecko Press Ltd 2018. Text and illustrations \u00a9 David Elliot 2018. First American edition published 2019 by Gecko Press USA. Illustrations used by permission of publisher.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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