{"id":5005,"date":"2019-12-10T16:28:11","date_gmt":"2019-12-10T22:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=5005"},"modified":"2019-12-10T16:53:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-10T22:53:46","slug":"when-why-saves-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=5005","title":{"rendered":"When an Inquisitive Preschooler Saves the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/whyopen.jpg\" border=1><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nPower-hungry, tyrannical Doctor X-Ray, complete with an X-ray blaster and an indestructible battle suit, descends upon a busy shopping mall. He&#8217;s a mwahaha-villain of the dastardliest sort. Everyone flees in terror, except one little girl, who asks &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>And <em>repeatedly<\/em> asks &#8220;why?&#8221; As young children are wont to do. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/whycoverz.jpg\">This is the very funny <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9781452168630\">Why?<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (Chronicle, October 2019), written by <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.adamrex.com\/\">Adam Rex<\/a><\/strong> and illustrated by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.claireonacloud.com\/\">Claire Keane<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Since the mall has been cleared, it&#8217;s just Doctor X-Ray and his new inquisitive sidekick. &#8220;Why?&#8221; is all she asks. And as our villain responds, we get more and more information about his evil plans, as well as his motives, via Keane&#8217;s speech-balloon dialogue. Why is he indestructible? A meteor landed on his carport last year. Why? It &#8220;chose to bestow &#8230; unimaginable power&#8221; on his battle suit. Why? Because it is his &#8220;DESTINY TO RULE THE WORLD!&#8221; Why? The world has been unfair to him. On he goes until we learn that, as a child, Doctor X-Ray was actually enamored with knitting and tried to found a yarn store, which failed. He disappointed his father, who wanted him to be a doctor. He <em>deserves<\/em> what he wants after such a hard life, right? The girl listens (between her &#8220;why?&#8221;s), looking up at him with big, inquisitive eyes, as they traverse the mall. As Doctor X-Ray engages deeper and deeper into this one-sided, self-psychoanalytical monologue, he reveals a troubled inner child who just wanted (and needed) acceptance.<\/p>\n<p>Keane&#8217;s energetic, relaxed-lined illustrations are a visual treat. (Side note: This book makes me really want to see her try her hand at comics.) The faces and body language here are particularly expressive; Keane knows how to amp up the drama with things like Doctor X-Ray&#8217;s evil stances and maniacal laughter. And there&#8217;s even some slapstick humor, such as when Doctor X-Ray&#8217;s behavior devolves into a full-blown tantrum next to the escalators. <\/p>\n<p>Then, screams and wails out of his system, he realizes that &#8220;everyone&#8217;s battling something. Everyone wants to win.&#8221; It&#8217;s an epiphany. He even comes to realize he <em>could<\/em> take over the world, but &#8230; why? The story wraps up with a rimshot of a joke, and the final endpapers reveal a happy surprise. <\/p>\n<p>So fun, this spirited, hyperbolic take on mad scientist humor. Here are some spreads from the book. &#8230;<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why1large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why1small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Go ahead and RUN, puny fools!<br \/>No one can withstand the power of DOCTOR X-RAY!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click to enlarge spread)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why2left.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why2full.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why2right.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click second image to enlarge and see spread in its entirety)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why3large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why3small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;I believe it CHOSE ME! &#8230;&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click to enlarge spread)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why4large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2019\/11\/why4small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Because his dad was a doctor. And his dad&#8217;s dad was a doctor.<br \/>That&#8217;s how it is in my family.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click to enlarge spread)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>WHY? Text copyright \u00a9 2019 by Adam Rex. Illustrations copyright \u00a9 2019 by Claire Keane and reproduced by permission of the publisher, Chronicle Books, San Francisco.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Power-hungry, tyrannical Doctor X-Ray, complete with an X-ray blaster and an indestructible battle suit, descends upon a busy shopping mall. He&#8217;s a mwahaha-villain of the dastardliest sort. 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