{"id":5630,"date":"2022-07-19T06:35:44","date_gmt":"2022-07-19T12:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=5630"},"modified":"2022-07-20T06:48:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T12:48:36","slug":"a-joyride-before-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=5630","title":{"rendered":"A Joyride Before Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels1large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels1small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;A tractor has wheels. A llama has no wheels.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\nOne of the funniest picture books you&#8217;ll see this year might fly so low under the radar that you&#8217;ll miss it. Here&#8217;s me doing my small part to ensure you don&#8217;t. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.writershouseart.com\/shannon-mcneill\/\">Shannon McNeill&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780735270374\">Wheels, No Wheels<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (Tundra Books) arrived on shelves last month. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>McNeill creates a farm world \u2014 via crisply colored illustrations rendered in gouache, graphite powder, and cut paper \u2014 with some enterprising creatures who long to be on the move. But first, in a series of three dryly funny spreads, readers are reminded of the basic facts: &#8220;A tractor has wheels. A llama has no wheels.&#8221; (See above.) A bike might have wheels, but a cat has no wheels. (There stands the cat, giving us some side-eye.) A skateboard also has wheels, but a turtle is out of luck. When the animals spot the tractor, their faces brighten. The farmer \u2014 a child in overalls, working hard on the farm \u2014 waves a finger: &#8220;Whoa! NO. Animals don&#8217;t go.&#8221; But suddenly they are off. &#8220;Llama has wheels! Cat has wheels! Turtle has wheels!&#8221; (This is also pictured below.) <\/p>\n<p>The rest of the story \u2014 with all its satisfying visual flourishes, spot-on facial expressions, energetic momentum, and rewarding chaos  \u2014 chronicles the farmer&#8217;s attempt to stop the creatures. This involves a wide-eyed chicken on the <em>biggest<\/em> set of wheels. <\/p>\n<p>McNeill&#8217;s text features short, simple declarative and exclamatory sentences (and a couple of questions, including the delightful: &#8220;So, wait &#8230; Chicken has wheels?&#8221;). Expect laughter \u2014 and lots \u2014 from the young children at whom this story is aimed. The very premise is an entertaining dash of absurdity, and watching it all play out? The snail. <\/p>\n<p>Her are some spreads. Enjoy!<br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels2large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels2small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;The gate swings opn. Hit the road!<br \/>Llama has wheels! Cat has wheels! Turtle has wheels!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels3large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels3small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Here&#8217;s a friend who walks and rolls.<br \/>Ox has wheels! Farmer has wheels!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels4large.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheels4small.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>&#8220;Vrooming, zooming, never stopping. Up ahead a zebra crossing.<br \/>Hit the brakes! OH, NO!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>(Click spread to enlarge)<\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheelscoverlarge.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/7pics\/2022\/07\/wheelscoversmall.jpg\" border=1><\/a><br \/>\n<center><em>(Click cover to enlarge)<\/em><\/center><br \/>\n<BR>&nbsp;<BR><br \/>\n<center>* * * * * * *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>WHEELS, NO WHEELS. Copyright \u00a9 2022 by Shannon McNeill. Illustrations reproduced by permission of the publisher, Tundra Books, an imprint of Penguin Random House of Canada Limited.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A tractor has wheels. A llama has no wheels.&#8221;(Click spread to enlarge) &nbsp; One of the funniest picture books you&#8217;ll see this year might fly so low under the radar that you&#8217;ll miss it. Here&#8217;s me doing my small part to ensure you don&#8217;t. 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