{"id":92,"date":"2006-08-11T12:06:35","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T19:06:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=92"},"modified":"2009-02-21T21:58:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T03:58:02","slug":"ladies-books-and-betsy-sholl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Ladies&#8217; books, Wilford Brimley, and Betsy Sholl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jules here, a.k.a. Miss Link-A-Lot, according to Eisha. I can&#8217;t stop adding author and illustrator links to the right.<\/p>\n<p>So, we told folks about our blog yesterday, and that included my father. I was a bit nervous about what he&#8217;d think, &#8217;cause he&#8217;s so dang smart. If I were half as smart as he is, I&#8217;d be set for life. And he said he enjoys it. He also said, &#8220;My only comment would be that it seems to be slanted to &#8216;ladies&#8217; books since I did not recognize any of the books you are reviewing.&#8221; I love it! And, before anyone cries <em>sexist!<\/em>, let me say: a). he says it with no guile and in all sincerity and innocence, and b). don&#8217;t be pickin&#8217; on my dad, yo. I&#8217;m sorry, but that&#8217;s just so cute (you have to imagine <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southdakotabeefman.com\/images\/categories\/C57.jpg\">Wilford Brimley<\/a><\/strong> saying this, since he kinda looks like him sometimes). So, maybe I can find some books to read on model ship-building, which is his favorite hobby (and which I&#8217;m sure lots of ladies like to read about, too); I need to expand my reading horizons anyway (actually, I&#8217;d be better off reading <em>about<\/em> the ships and history behind the models he builds; any model I tried to put together would tumble to pieces pretty quickly, since graceful I ain&#8217;t and since I seem to have no right brain, but I digress). However, as for me reading other books he likes to read, I will not &#8212; I repeat, will <em>not<\/em> &#8212; read <em>The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind<\/em> that, yes, he tried to get me to read once. Lordy lord and sorry, but I gotta draw the line some where, Dad.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Switching gears, as I was warming up baby food today for my wee babe, I heard my favorite radio voice &#8212; the honorable <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/prairiehome.publicradio.org\/\">Mr. Garrison Keillor<\/a><\/strong>, whom my husband unfairly calls &#8216;Ol Valium Voice (but you gotta laugh) &#8212; on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/writersalmanac.publicradio.org\/\">The Writers Almanac<\/a><\/strong>. Always good to catch that when you can; a <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poems.com\/\">poem-a-day<\/a><\/strong> is a lovely thing. And today&#8217;s poem, &#8220;To Walt Whitman in Heaven&#8221; by Betsy Sholl, made me turn off the microwave so I could hear it more clearly in all its beauty. She grabs your attention right away with: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Things that look good and aren&#8217;t: high fashion,<br \/>\nManifest Destiny, limp wires the electrician thinks<br \/>\nare dead till he grabs hold and then, O Infinite\u2014<br \/>\ncoursing-through-finite\u2014thank God his spastic dance<\/p>\n<p>is only a shock\u2014one yelp and he shakes<br \/>\nit off. Not so easy for the girl next door<br \/>\nfeeling her first kiss begin to fester<br \/>\nas the young man&#8217;s buddies drive by hooting<\/p>\n<p>and one calls out, <em>how far did ya get? Whadda<br \/>\nwe owe?<\/em> It&#8217;s enough to make everything<br \/>\nlook bad . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then when she writes, <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8221; . . . What doesn&#8217;t change<br \/>\nand remain, remain and grow strange? The lace<br \/>\nbodice from my mother&#8217;s slip my daughter<\/p>\n<p>now sews onto the cuffs of her new jeans,<br \/>\nthe crooked front tooth that has traveled through<br \/>\nhow many kisses from my mother&#8217;s mouth<br \/>\nto mine, and on to my son . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>. . . well, I just about swooned.<\/p>\n<p>You can read the entire poem <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/writersalmanac.publicradio.org\/programs\/2006\/08\/07\/#friday\">here<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jules here, a.k.a. Miss Link-A-Lot, according to Eisha. I can&#8217;t stop adding author and illustrator links to the right. So, we told folks about our blog yesterday, and that included my father. I was a bit nervous about what he&#8217;d think, &#8217;cause he&#8217;s so dang smart. If I were half as smart as he is, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}