{"id":980,"date":"2007-11-04T00:28:01","date_gmt":"2007-11-04T06:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=980"},"modified":"2008-01-22T12:57:27","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T18:57:27","slug":"7-imps-7-kicks-35-featuring-eric-powelland-tom-sniegoski-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=980","title":{"rendered":"7-Imp&#8217;s 7 Kicks #35: Featuring Eric Powell<br>(and Tom Sniegoski, too!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Owlboy111.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Owlboy211.jpg\"><center><em><font size=\"4\">{Note: Please see the post below this one for today&#8217;s Robert&#8217;s Snow schedule and an &#8217;04 snowflake that will take your breath away}<\/font><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jules<\/strong>: So, a while ago I read this intermediate-aged book called <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Billy-Hooten-Owlboy-Tom-Sniegoski\/dp\/0440421802\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2\/103-8766122-1368663?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1194056096&#038;sr=8-2\"><strong>Billy Hooten: Owlboy<\/strong><\/a><\/em> (Yearling; released in July of &#8217;07). Have you read it yet? It&#8217;s good stuff, the first book in a fantasy-comedy series for children, all about a misfit kid who becomes an unlikely superhero. Billy Hooten is what most people would call a nerd and gets picked on a lot at school. But after he tries to help someone in need in the cemetery bordering his back yard, he stumbles upon bizarro, creature-ridden Monstros City, which lies underneath Billy&#8217;s hometown of Bradbury, Massachusetts. When he finds out that, indeed, the residents of Monstros City believe <em>him<\/em> to be the next Owlboy &#8212; their revered superhero and the protagonist in a beloved, old-skool comic book series &#8212; he has to determine for himself if he can live up to the name. <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I thought it was a great read: very funny, action-packed (giant talking fireflies and Rot-toothed Hopping Monkey Demons, anyone?), and quite empowering for the one-picked-on-by-bullies in us all. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Owlboy42.jpg\">Power to the nerds and all that (there&#8217;s even DODGEBALL in this one. Gasp. We all know how that goes when you&#8217;re a nerd). This series, I think, will attract budding comic book fans like a magnet. And anyone who likes a good story. And it has one of my favorite lines from children&#8217;s lit this year: &#8220;That&#8217;s the smell of evil . . . {m}ixed with a hint of grape.&#8221; And I&#8217;m not gonna explain. You&#8217;ve got to go read it to decipher that one. <\/p>\n<p>It was written by novelist, comic book writer, and pop culture journalist <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sniegoski.com\/\">Thomas E. Sniegoski<\/a><\/strong> and illustrated by comic book writer and artist <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegoon.com\/BIO.html\">Eric Powell<\/a><\/strong> (probably best known for his original, critically-acclaimed dark comedy series, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegoon.com\/\">The Goon<\/a><\/strong><\/em>). I thought it&#8217;d be great to feature some of the first book&#8217;s illustrations by Eric Powell at one of our 7 Kicks lists. That&#8217;s the way we roll at our Sunday lists: We email and kindly harrass the illustrators with whom we are currently enamored (there&#8217;s been one exception to that, but I won&#8217;t get into it). I also thought it&#8217;d be great to feature a Monstros City inhabitant around Halloween (hence, Eric&#8217;s drawing below &#8212; mwahahahahahahaha!). But Eric, apparently, is slammed with work, which we can understand (and, hey, according to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eric_Powell_%28comic_writer%29\">this Wikipedia link<\/a><\/strong>, he is practically my neighbor, as he lives in Lebanon, Tennessee. Who knew? I could have stopped by in person to ask him to share some illustrations, if I were so bold). Since Eric had so many deadlines, according to <em>Owlboy&#8217;s<\/em> author, he &#8212; Tom, the author, that is &#8212; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Owlboy31.jpg\">stepped up to the plate to tell us a bit about Eric&#8217;s great illustrations from the series. Here&#8217;s what Tom had to say: <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"990000\">&#8220;I am not Eric Powell.<\/p>\n<p>My name is Tom Sniegoski and I\u2019m the writer of the <em>Owlboy<\/em> books, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Billy-Hooten-Owlboy-Tom-Sniegoski\/dp\/0440421802\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2\/103-8766122-1368663?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1194060379&#038;sr=8-2\">Billy Hooten: Owlboy<\/a><\/strong><\/em> and <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Owlboy-Girl-Destructo-Touch\/dp\/0440421810\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/103-8766122-1368663?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1194060379&#038;sr=8-1\">Billy Hooten: Owlboy &#8212; The Girl With the Destructo Touch<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, which Eric Powell just so happens to be the illustrator for.  <\/p>\n<p>Typically, this site has illustrators pop by and say a few things about their work, but in this instance you&#8217;ve been blessed with me instead.<\/p>\n<p>You see, Eric is busy.<\/p>\n<p>I know that probably sounds like a big, fat, lame excuse, but trust me, Eric is really busy.<\/p>\n<p>I first met Eric around a hundred years ago . . . well, it seems that long. But anyway, I first met our busy illustrator \u2014 who at the time wasn\u2019t all that busy \u2014 when I was doing a comic book store signing in Tennessee. He appeared to be one of the crowd that wanted to have their comic book signed, but instead, plopped a portfolio down in front of me and asked . . . &#8216;Do you think I have a chance?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/Owlboy51.jpg\">Since that day Eric has worked for just about every major comic book publisher (<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marvel.com\/\">Marvel Comics<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dccomics.com\/\">DC Comics<\/a><\/strong>, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkhorse.com\/\">Dark Horse Comics<\/a><\/strong>), bringing his unique art style to such characters as Batman, The Incredible Hulk, Hellboy &#8212; and has just recently finished a stint on DC\u2019s Action Comics <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dccomics.com\/comics\/?cm=7800\">drawing the comic book icon, Superman<\/a><\/strong>. And while doing all this, still found the time to create his own <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eisner_Award\">Eisner-Award-winning<\/a><\/strong> (kind of like the comic book Oscar) character <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegoon.com\/\"><strong>The Goon<\/strong><\/a>, which he continues to write and draw for Dark Horse Comics in his copious amounts of free time.  <\/p>\n<p>See, I told you he was busy.<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s <em>Billy Hooten: Owlboy<\/em>.  <\/p>\n<p>Anybody can see that Eric has brought his love of comic books, monster movies, comedy and good old fashioned nostalgia to the illustrations for these books, and has managed to get it all down on paper. He has taken the craziness percolating inside my brain and has managed to put it to paper, which is no easy task.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/owlboy1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/destructo1.jpg\">I really want to tell him to take a break, spend some time with his kids, catch a movie or two, or maybe catch up on his sleep. Yep, I\u2019ll probably do this real soon.<\/p>\n<p>But not until he finishes the illustrations for <em>Billy Hooten: Owlboy-Tremble at the Terror of Zis-Boom-Bah<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that Eric is busy?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Eric, who is probably being reallyverybusy some where and not reading this. But extra thanks to Tom for saying a few words in his stead &#8212; and for an intrepid, new misfit hero of children&#8217;s lit. We really appreciate Tom stopping by. And many thanks to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/slayground.livejournal.com\/\">Little Willow<\/a><\/strong> for help in contacting Tom!<\/p>\n<p><center>*******<\/center><\/p>\n<p>By way of explanation for any new folks (who we hope will leave their lists), our weekly 7 Kicks list is the meeting ground for listing Seven(ish) Exceptionally Fabulous, Beautiful, Interesting, Hilarious, or Otherwise Positive Noteworthy Things from the past week (whether book-related or not) that happened to you. <\/p>\n<p><center>*******<strong>Jules&#8217; kicks<\/strong>*******<\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/run1.jpg\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.annpatchett.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/ann patchett.jpg\"><\/a>1). I saw author <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.annpatchett.com\">Ann Patchett<\/a><\/strong> speak at the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.library.nashville.org\/\">Nashville Public Library<\/a><\/strong> on Saturday. She is the obscenely talented author of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bel-Canto-P-S-Ann-Patchett\/dp\/0060838728\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1\/103-8766122-1368663?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1194114137&#038;sr=8-1\"><strong>Bel Canto<\/strong><\/a><\/em> (and many other beautifully-crafted books), and an excerpt of that fine novel has always graced the top of our <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?page_id=2\">&#8220;About Our Blog&#8221;<\/a><\/strong> page. To boot, I purchased a copy of Ann&#8217;s new novel, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Run-Ann-Patchett\/dp\/0061340634\/ref=pd_bbs_2\/103-8766122-1368663?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1194114137&#038;sr=8-2\">Run<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (HarperCollins; September &#8217;07), and could I possibly try to convey how excited I am to crack open this novel? I think not. And you want to know the lovely inscription she put in my book when I got it autographed? At the last minute, I decided to have her autograph it to my daughters &#8212; and not myself &#8212; in the hopes that when they get older, they will read beautiful fiction such as hers, if they&#8217;re so inclined. And all she <em>had<\/em> to do was write their names, but she added, &#8220;From your mother, who loves you. Have beautiful lives. Ann Patchett.&#8221; That made my whole flippin&#8217; day.  <\/p>\n<p>2). Taking a walk with my girls in this gorgeous weather. At first, my 3.5 year old said, after walking a while, &#8220;I reeeeeeeeeeally like the car&#8221; (we actually had a destination, so she was pointing out how cars are faster). But then we talked about why walks are better (yes, I&#8217;m an Enviro-Snob), while I simultaneously and inwardly berated myself for not walking more often with her, and now she gets it (that you can go slow enough to <em>actually<\/em> hear the birds sing and wave at neighbors and other little joys like that, which are impossible in a zoomy fast, stinky &#8216;ol car). <\/p>\n<p>3). The very talented illustrator Sean Qualls has a <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/seanqualls.blogspot.com\/\">new blog<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5GlHKl9S70o&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5GlHKl9S70o&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>4). I saw this amazing performance (above) on Letterman one night this week when I happened to be awake late in the evening. Oh my. I wasn&#8217;t so sure at first, what with her rather forced-flirty posturing which took some getting used to, as well as the fact that the song opens slowly, but I hung in there and boy howdy and howdy boy was I rewarded. It&#8217;s someone named Nicole Atkins. I found <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nicoleatkins.com\/\">her web site<\/a><\/strong> the next day. I think I&#8217;ll be getting a new CD soon. She&#8217;s kind of like Dusty Springfield meets, I dunno, Morrissey. And then they stumble into Roy Orbison in a bar. Absolutely perfect, unblemished pop (and I admit to liking pop &#8212; the good kind, not the Britney kind) and a voice that will knock. you. down. flat. (For anyone who actually watches that, sorry the audio&#8217;s a bit slurry in spots, but it&#8217;s not too bad. And it&#8217;s really not over six minutes long; for some reason, there&#8217;s just a bunch of blank air time at the end). <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/jone and chuck.jpg\">5). Other bloggers. All the great <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?page_id=935\">Robert&#8217;s Snow posts<\/a><\/strong>. All the beautiful snowflakes (did you SEE <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=969\">Linda&#8217;s<\/a><\/strong> this week?). Tricia&#8217;s great news: Her blog, <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/missrumphiuseffect.blogspot.com\/\">The Miss Rumphius Effect<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, made the finals for Best Education Blog at the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/2007.weblogawards.org\/news\/finalists-announced.php\">2007 Weblog Awards<\/a><\/strong>. And <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/deowriter.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/mrs-halloween-you-have-to-have-fun.html\">Jone and her husband on Halloween<\/a><\/strong> (pictured here, with Jone&#8217;s permission)!<\/p>\n<p>6). All the goodness at <a href=\"http:\/\/brookeshelf.wordpress.com\/\"><strong><em>the brookeshelf<\/em><\/strong><\/a>. Have you ever wondered how lives are like retractable pencils? Brooke is now doing Video Sunday, just like <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schoollibraryjournal.com\/blog\/1790000379.html\">Fuse<\/a><\/strong>, and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/brookeshelf.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/21\/video-sunday\/\">last Sunday<\/a><\/strong> she featured this video from <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conchords.co.nz\/\">Flight of the Conchords<\/a><\/strong>, &#8220;formerly New Zealand&#8217;s fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo&#8221; (according to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tuscaloosanews.com\/article\/20070810\/TUSK02\/708100302\/-1\/tusk02\">them<\/a><\/strong>), and I laughed out loud. Brooke put it well when she wrote, it&#8217;s &#8220;the best song about office supplies and world peace <em>ever<\/em> written.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"366\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/I_tDNKYOwSI&#038;rel=0&#038;border=0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/I_tDNKYOwSI&#038;rel=0&#038;border=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"366\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Hey, Eisha, do you remember the time that seagull . . . <\/p>\n<p>(She also had <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/brookeshelf.wordpress.com\/2007\/11\/01\/because-you-cant-ever-get-enough-of-witches-with-candy\/\">this great post<\/a><\/strong> this past week. Go see all the fascinating Hansel-and-Gretel inspired art, including some kickin&#8217; <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anajuan.net\/\">Ana Juan<\/a><\/strong> witch illustrations). <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/300.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/jules\/curse1.jpg\">7). DVD-watching with my husband this week, including <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wandg.com\/\"><strong>&#8220;Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit&#8221;<\/strong><\/a> on Halloween night; the bad-hair-&#8217;80s-camp that is <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Killer_Klowns_from_Outer_Space\">&#8220;Killer Clowns from Outer Space&#8221;<\/a><\/strong>; and <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0416449\/\">&#8220;300,&#8221;<\/a><\/strong> the very stylized film adaptation of the graphic novel <em>300<\/em> by Frank Miller. Do you think if I yelled like King Leonidas, though I&#8217;m not half as gruff or imposing or well-cut as he is, my girls would <em>always<\/em> behave? &#8220;Spartans! I mean, ahem, Girls! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty . . . For tonight, we dine in hell! Prepare for GLORY!&#8221; Nah? Well, it was an interesting film anyway.  <\/p>\n<p>I know I reached #7 already, but I have to add this kick, a great line from Haven Kimmel&#8217;s most recent novel, which Eisha and I <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=975\">co-reviewed this week<\/a><\/strong>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Rebekah never would have guessed &#8212; it didn&#8217;t occur to her until she was fully grown &#8212; that not everyone shared her belief that God had spared humanity its relentless fate in a single way: by making a good portion of every day <em>hilarious<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><center>*******<strong>eisha&#8217;s kicks<\/strong>*******<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ha! That Flight of the Conchords song is awesome! I love the the whole emotional &#8220;people-people-paper-paper-pencil-pencil&#8221; bit at the end.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s funny what you said about <em>300<\/em> &#8211; ever since we saw it, B. and I keep shouting out every so often something like &#8220;SPARTANS! We&#8217;re out of peanut butter! To Wegmans!&#8221; or &#8220;SPARTANS! Exit here, for the next rest stop is in 37 miles!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Hoo-boy. Okay, here&#8217;s my kicks for the week:<\/p>\n<p>1* Well, remember <a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=964\"><strong>Zombie Prom<\/strong><\/a>? It was cool. There were some very impressive costumes &#8211; our hosts told us that a lot of the guests were MFA art students from Cornell, so that might explain. The elected &#8220;king&#8221; of the prom came as an amazing <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0099487\/\"><strong>Edward Scissorhands<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>2* I saw so many adorable kids in costumes on Halloween night. None of them came up to the 2nd floor of my building, though, so I just ate the candy myself and watched through the window like it was a parade. Not a bad way to spend Halloween, really.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/cow.jpg' alt='Miles the Cow, with proud mama' \/>3* My nephew was a cow for Halloween. Can you stand it? Can you? Don&#8217;t you just want to cuddle that boy?<\/p>\n<p>4* Speaking of boys, my sister&#8217;s best friend (pretty much a second sister to me, they&#8217;ve been BFFs since they were like 12) had her very first child this week: Ellis Matthew. How excellent is that name? And he and mom and dad are all doing just fine.<\/p>\n<p>5* This &#8220;article&#8221; in The Onion: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/third_person_limited\"><strong>&#8220;Third-Person Limited Omniscient Narrator Blown Away By Surprise Ending,&#8221;<\/strong><\/a> which was linked on <a href=\"http:\/\/medinger.wordpress.com\/\"><strong>Educating Alice<\/strong><\/a>. Cracked. Me. Up. Thanks, Monica.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/fullmonty.jpg' alt='fullmonty.jpg' \/>6* I saw Ithaca College&#8217;s production of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ithaca.edu\/hs\/depts\/theatre\/main\/fullmonty\/\"><strong><em>The Full Monty<\/em><\/strong><\/a> (the musical based on the movie). It was pretty good &#8211; I&#8217;m not really a musical fan, usually, but it had some funny songs, and some poignant moments. Of course, the big finish is what it&#8217;s all about, and they <em>totally<\/em> delivered.<\/p>\n<p>7* It turns out our radiators in this apartment are almost totally silent. I&#8217;m amazed &#8211; our last apartment was the first one I&#8217;d ever lived in that had radiators, and I assumed they all made obnoxiously loud clanking-hissing-gurgling noises like that. Huh.<\/p>\n<p>One more thing that is more of a general Yee-hah! than a kick: Next week is the Winter Blog Blast Tour, as organized by Colleen Mondor, and we at 7-Imp will be featuring 4 interviews with a mini-Who&#8217;s Who list of authors: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.candlewick.com\/authill.asp?b=Author&#038;m=bio&#038;id=1944&#038;pix=y\"><strong>Phyllis Root<\/strong><\/a> on Monday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsworldwide.com\/\"><strong>Jon Scieszka<\/strong><\/a> on Tuesday, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackgantos.com\/\"><strong>Jack Gantos<\/strong><\/a> on Thursday, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memoirsofa.com\/index.html\"><strong>Gabrielle Zevin<\/strong><\/a> on Friday. Seriously, it&#8217;s ridiculous, isn&#8217;t it? So much talent concentrated here over one little week. But we&#8217;re just one small part of it: click here for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chasingray.com\/archives\/2007\/11\/winter_blog_blast_tour_schedul.html \"><strong>full schedule on Chasing Ray<\/strong>.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got. What are your kicks this week? I mean,<\/p>\n<p>SPARTANS! LIST YOUR KICKS! A THOUSAND KICKS WILL DESCEND UPON YOU! OUR KICKS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! WHAT IS OUR PROFESSION? BLOGGERS! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>{Note: Please see the post below this one for today&#8217;s Robert&#8217;s Snow schedule and an &#8217;04 snowflake that will take your breath away} Jules: So, a while ago I read this intermediate-aged book called Billy Hooten: Owlboy (Yearling; released in July of &#8217;07). Have you read it yet? 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