Seven Impossible Things I Like About
17 Things I’m Not Allowed to Do Anymore and
Counting to 10 with Karen Ehrhardt and R.G. Roth
Saturday, January 27th, 2007
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by Jenny Offill and illustrated by Nancy Carpenter
December 2006
published by Random House Children’s Books
(my source: review copy)
About: It’s just what the title tells you. A little girl lists all the things she’s gotten busted for, most of them targetted at her younger brother — such as, stapling his head to the pillow; gluing his slippers to the floor; telling him his fortune (involving consumption by hyenas), while reading his palm; and freezing a dead fly in his ice cubes.
Counting to 17 with Offill and Carpenter —
I’ve had in my possession for many weeks now (as in, it’s now technically overdue at the library; I hang my librarian-head in shame) 