“Hansel and Gretel came together like two magnets meeting, like meteors that have been screaming through space toward this one moment of collision. They met in the middle with a bang, and instantly their feet went out from under them on the slick roadway. They landed, hard, in a puddle of icy mud.
They stared at each other, sitting in the puddle.
Lost and then found.
Dead and then alive.
Covered in mud.
Sitting on their behinds in three inches of filthy water.
And they began to laugh. They threw their arms around each other and laughed until tears streamed down their faces. They sat, freezing, muddy, in a puddle in the middle of the road, with the gray sky overhead, and their parents’ castle waiting just a few miles away. They sat there and held each other until their arms ached.
‘Where have you been?’ Hansel asked as they pulled themselves out of the puddle.
‘How are you alive?’ Gretel asked at just the same moment.
So they climbed up on an oxcart and told each other about every single thing that had happened since the day of the hunt in the Lebenwald—and some things twice.
And as they talked and laughed and gasped and talked some more, Ivy and Betty {the oxen} drew them closer and closer to home.
Hansel and Gretel are coming to the hardest part now.
It’s true that they’ve been nearly eaten by a cannibalistic baker woman; and they’ve talked to the fiery sun and to the child-eating moon and to the kind stars; and they’ve journeyed to the Crystal Mountain; and that Gretel has cut off her own finger, and caused somebody to be boiled alive; and that Hansel has been turned into a beast and been shot and skinned and gambled away; and that he went to Hell and dressed up like the Devil’s grandmother; and that he’s been chased by the Devil himself and has held an old man’s hand as he died.
It’s true they’ve done all those things.
But sometimes, coming home is the hardest thing of all.“