Seven Impossible Interviews Before Breakfast #51: Punk Farm (Cow, Sheep, Pig, Goat,
and Chicken, that is)

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eisha: OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!! I cannot believe we are ABOUT TO MEET PUNK FARM IN PERSON!!! Jules, how’s my hair? Do I have anything in my teeth?
Jules: You’re fine. I am, like, shaking, though, I’m so flippin’ nervous! God, what if I throw up? What if I throw up ON THE BAND???
eisha: You will not throw up. You can’t throw up, because then they’ll leave, and we won’t score this interview, and this interview is the coolest thing we’ve ever done on our little blog. Honestly, how many people can say they’ve interviewed a fictional farm animal band? With a TOTALLY HOT BASS PLAYER? This is my chance to… I mean, this could totally make our careers. Or whatever.
Dude, is this even happening? Maybe I’m dreaming it. Hey, pinch me?
Jules: . . .
eisha: OW!!! I didn’t say draw blood… Whoa, do you hear that? Geez, ever heard of a muffler, people?
Jules: (looking out the window) That’s their van! They’re here!! THEY’RE HERE!!!
Jules & eisha: (jumping up and down in that annoying fangirl way) SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules: Okayokayokay… be cool… breathe…
eisha: Here they come… Okay, we can handle this… We’re professionals… whew…
Okay.
You ready?
Jules: Oh yeah.
Let’s rock this interview.